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Posts by Cassandra Swordstorm

the next pundit with 100k+ followers who suggests that psychotic is the same as evil is getting an earful I'm sorry but I'm fucking tired

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a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

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Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

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I thought this was a shadow over some hay.
Michi, cmon mate!

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Asking a bunch of bluesky queers to pray....you know what we pray to, right? Is that ging to end well? I guess issues with congestion are technically within Nurgle's domain...

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It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

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The nonsteam version of terraformental is really fascinating and worth a go for the story

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I just want more dungeon meshi....i guess i could watch a second anime but...

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A warhammer mini held in a hand. It has been painted with a red jacket, red hair, a maroon undercoat and gold trim.

A warhammer mini held in a hand. It has been painted with a red jacket, red hair, a maroon undercoat and gold trim.

A drawing of a lady with a red coat, maroon underclothes and gold highlgihts.

A drawing of a lady with a red coat, maroon underclothes and gold highlgihts.

Reminds me, I painted this warhammer girl as my OC
(Original art by @keezyyoung.bsky.social )

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Actually we're trans and bipolar and somehow alive in 2026 we deserve the world but like, yeah, good dinner is a start.

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You deserve a nice food.

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here's the thing about calling AI errors "hallucinations"--real humans who experience hallucinations (or make errors) get fired. take all this energy on comparing [being wrong] to human mental illness when it comes to AI to actual humans with mental illness and I'll forgive the false equivalence

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Wake up honey, not one but two dan videos dropped.
The line can only go up!

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A tweet from Steve Marmel reading:
"Here's your feel good story of the day"
Then a screenshot of a news article saying
"Caitlin Jenner Appeals to Trump, Saying she cannot travel after passport gender changed to 'Male'

A tweet from Steve Marmel reading: "Here's your feel good story of the day" Then a screenshot of a news article saying "Caitlin Jenner Appeals to Trump, Saying she cannot travel after passport gender changed to 'Male'

*taps sign*
Being referred to by your correct name/pronouns/gender marker isnt a reward for good behavior. Transphobia against people we don't like is still transphobia.

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New work email signature just dropped

5 days ago 1 0 0 0
Not Enough Resources

Not Enough Resources

Extremely relatable

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Road tested the new name last night (thanks @garthnix.bsky.social ). If a name can survive Warhammer with strangers, it will survive anything.
First persion, mishearing: "Oh, you're Sabbi? Mike, put Sabbi on the game list"
I guess that's my name now.

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Pretend icould find a gif the tc2 scene where the villian pulls throwing knives out of his hair while screaming"allow me to....entertain you!!"

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How does Enemy fit in here?

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I've already taken the day off work for the 5th (Aus time).
I am prepared (physically, not emotionally).

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good call imo

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The only way we can guarantee the worst outcomes is by giving up.

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Avery! I am angry at how much this made me laugh

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A messy room and gaming table. A person of indeterminate gender stands on the other sides, fist clenched in determination.
On the board, the Shadowhunt Joint Ops 1 boards are layed out, ruins on one side, walls and doors on the other. Minis decorate the board but the camera is too far away to see the lack of paint on them.

A messy room and gaming table. A person of indeterminate gender stands on the other sides, fist clenched in determination. On the board, the Shadowhunt Joint Ops 1 boards are layed out, ruins on one side, walls and doors on the other. Minis decorate the board but the camera is too far away to see the lack of paint on them.

The Red Corsairs (AoD) descend into the tomb world, looking to secure a sarcophagus for Profit. Will the imperum stop them?
Yes. Pretty Easily. Fuck. I am not an AoD player and fuck it shows

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Isnt that one of the games with a tiny graphics chip thing inside the cart?
Those were weird times.

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Thank you

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Depest sympathies

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And I'm meant to just log on and start work

2 weeks ago 1 1 0 0

it's weird to be numb and incandescently angry at the same time

2 weeks ago 164 29 1 0