if classical art has taught me anything it’s that public nudity is actually completely fine and alright as long as it’s like impossibly small. like you have to be packing negative level energy down there. this is how they got away with crazy frog

loooove the freaky sets of eyes, like a big version of those bird-scaring eye balloons <3

enclose.horse A puzzle game about enclosing horses.

enclose.horse is what i’ve currently been using, good for tabbing in and out for like half an hour slowly trying to improve your submission for each day

I Don’t Care Anymore truly is “what if In The Air Tonight just got straight to the goddamn point”

An MCU style timeline of films or televisions shows in a theortical cinematic universe based on the 1993 film Super Mario Bros. The releases include: Young Koopa, Trust The Fungus, Super Mario Bros. Two, Toad Returns, Minus World, Koopahari, The Adventures of the Brooklyn Girls, Iggy & Spike, Yoshi, Luigi Loves Daisy, Tales From Dinohattan, Scapelli Construction, Big Bertha, and Super Mario Bros. Versus Sonic the Hedgehog

it wasn't that ash ketchum never aged, it was that his mom and mr. mime made another one whenever they moved

Screaming Mad George appreciation post 🙏💀🖤 such a vibe

A fake quote from Shigeru Miyamoto (pictured). “I just hate moles. I wanted to make a game where you can kill them without consequences. I will not rest until every mole is six feet underground.”

the man behind the slander

GF EMPLOYEE WORKING ON HEATMOR’S FIRST DRAFT: Antheater? An… theater? I don’t get it. Make it something infinitely more stupid.

it's so sad that toronto isn't real, but you really have to admire bryan lee o'malley and matt johnson for their creativity

love that Pokopia continues the Dragon Quest Builders tradition of giving some NPCs inexplicable southern accents

AGENT ASHCROFT? WELL HOW THE HELL ARE YOU? UMBRELLA? GOOD IDEA, YOU NEVER KNOW WITH THIS WEATHER.

Lt Surge CANCELLED after controversial FAIRY TYPE DENIALISM remarks on the JOHTO ROGAN SHOW

Magcargo evolution to save him from perishing from a single Water Gun shot. Their intense internal temp has fortified their brittle Rock shell into a solid Steel furnace, but has melted the rest of their body. #fakemon

I vividly remember the lead up to release when people would genuinely argue “the game takes place in AFRICA, some characters you shoot are GONNA be black, that’s just geography” and then the game came out and all the enemies literally shake spears at you and go “ooga booga” like. come the fuck on

Every time Tycho is about to speak they should flash this image on screen beforehand

Uncle Fester chillin' with a cool beverage

FESTER'S QUEST
SUNSOFT 1989
NES

6) Outdoor items that can be placed within the water. Would probably have to only be placable DIRECTLY beside the shoreline in order to not get out of control, but would be useful for making the beaches feel more alive. Pool ladders, dock posts, life rings, boats, rubber ducks, etc.

5) A mask cosmetic you can draw on similarly to Blanca’s face. The face paint simply is not enough. Alternatively, give us more “animal cosplay” options like the duck bill or the cat ears!

4) Working kickable balls that at least function like the snowballs do. You could have villagers kick them around outdoors as an idle interaction. The dung beetles could also interact with them, just for fun.

3) An upgrade to your Camera that converts the photos you take into physical decorative items you can display on your wall or in little frames. You don’t need to add a whole photography system, but maybe villagers react and send gifts if you mail them a photo with them in it.

2) A greenhouse/garden segment of the museum that you can fill with different breeds of flowers, as well as new seasonal exotic plants that you have to find growing on your island. Lilies can be scooped out of rivers during spring, Fly Traps force you to react fast to catch bugs during summer, etc

1) Fossil buying NPC in the vein of Flick and C.J., buys them in bulk or makes museum quality replicas of dinosaurs if you give them a full set. I’m picturing a vulture, both as a play on “vulture culture” but also because as a bird they could be proud of their relation to their “great ancestors”.

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons of the interior of a home. It’s primarily red with dark brown wood furniture, and includes a living room space and a standup bar by a window. Me and Alice (the koala) are having a wonderful time.

been getting deep into Animal Crossing: New Horizons again with the new update (is this gonna be a thing again? they’re REALLY pushing AC again) so here’s a thread of things I would want them to add if there ARE more updates down the road 🧵🪡

The way the cast became an unfollowable mess of like thirty different guys by the end of the series… like, if what you REALLY wanted was to just constantly introduce a bunch of random quirky new characters to the main cast every season, boy of boy do I have the PERFECT format for you!!

His Name Is “Dark Dizzy” For An Amazing Reason

turtles are so cool, they are in the sea and on land. one day they will also rule the sky

A heavily fried pic of that emoji rubbing its hands together and grinning deviously. The text states “When the [COEN BROS MOVIE] got [A SEEMINGLY UNSTOPPABLE ANTAGONIST WHO REPRESENTS THE RANDOMNESS AND INEVITABILITY OF DEATH OR EVIL IN THE WORLD]”.

hurts to see our hollywood veterans this desperate for work these days but it IS also really funny that Statler and Waldorf just LIVE in the Game Award theater now, haunting Geoff Keighley around the clock like the Phantom of the Opera