Just got confirmation that my girl scout cookies have been shipped and it has put a PEP IN MY GD STEP.

I found the arctic dwellers:
The sun may be out, but it's 52° in Tampa and there are several people sun bathing already

Cats figured out that if you're going to be annoying you also have to be funny and that's something we could all learn from

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

You're so good to me. 💕💕

Black and white photo of a woman in a spaghetti strap dress, leaning against a boulder while she exhales a plume of smoke

Photoshoot last night absolutely filled my cup. A little kiki, some smoking, and gorgeous red rocks... Perfect summer evening.
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#smoking #blackandwhite #domme

Missing Okinawa a little extra today. 🥺

Fishnets and 9 inch pleasers are always a good choice.
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#domme #pleasers #9inchheels #fishnets

Can I now move like a normal person? Yes.
Is my ass and low back bruised from that sports massage?
Also yes.

White t shirt that says BIGGEST SLUT IN THE TACO BELL CANTINA

NGL, I would rock this shirt

So excited for gardening this summer.

A calico cat lays on top of sewing project, next to a vintage sewing machine

I can't even be upset. She's too fucking cute. 😭

Normalize moaning on the first date

The universe is blessing me with warm weather so I can wear skimpy clothing while down in Utah County for all the mommies and daddies. 🥰

a graph of tesla stocks absolutely eating shit on 4/8/25

yeah… i know pornography when i see it 😏

Tis the season.

I'm going to have to revert to my old Vegas standard of wearing a fake engagement ring to shows now apparently??
Had a man, after awkwardly asking myself and the men around me if I was with them (I was not), just GRAB ME as though I was his property simply for being a single woman at a rock concert?

Mood.
Take that as you will.

Post tattoo naps >>

Last day this spot will be untattooed. 👀

Excuse the filter. The post-gym face was REAL.

Okay, but do I just buy an old Honda Rebel that needs a little bit of fixing up? Because I don't need a new hobby. I haven't touched a small engine since high school. But then I'll also have an excuse to get my motorcycle license.
I don't know....

Woman in locker room in oversized shirt and shorts taking a selfie in a mirror. Her hair is down and you can see her earbud cord over her shirt.

You can rip my corded earbuds from my cold, dead hands. I refuse to have another gd object to keep charged.
(And yes, they're plugged into my old ass iPod classic here. Fight me.)

Cross stich of Godzilla with two partially destroyed homes and one intact home with the script, "May Godzilla destroy this home last"

So happy with how this turned out! Framing today and sending off to the friend assp. 💕

On no, I got the cuff of my flannel wet and now I can't focus on literally anything else. Help. 😭

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