I wore a gritty shirt all day on our anniversary

Me in front of my scooter wearing my gritty shirt in Pittsburgh

I must be looking good today a girl yelled take your shirt off at me in the giant eagle!

Think about how much it would suck to be txting and flying and go into a cornfield

This happened a while ago but while I was carrying clothes I face planted because one foot stepped into the loop of a reusable bag and the other foot stepped on the bag. A full on why is the ground coming up moment for me

The stretcher crew gets me every time

Made the mistake of polishing the wood floor in the mud room trying to remove some scratches, it has the same floor as the kitchen and there is a huge difference

The 3 y/o took my phone and did the last two taps…. I’ve been to the last place twice
www.maptap.gg April 11
100🎯 99🎯 99🎯 24😒 24😒
Final score: 541

Oh no wrong button wrong button

www.maptap.gg April 7
96🔥 99🎯 80✨ 98🎯 94🏅
Final score: 931

An accidental tap in the Atlantic while trying to zoom might have cost me my all time best score

Ever been to Phnom Penh? It’s changing a lot but I went about 15 years ago and 10 years ago, highly underrated

You talking about Chester England? Had a great time but I don’t need to go back

Hey not bad today

www.maptap.gg April 3
94🏅 100🎯 99🎯 91👑 95🏅
Final score: 950

This one is like that for me

www.maptap.gg April 1
100🎯 97🔥 96🔥 98🎯 96🔥
Final score: 971

I have an outback and while it has more ground clearance than some Silverados their hood is higher then my roof

The hospital I work at makes us write on whiteboards which I feel is also anti left handed, so I’m going to do that in cursive from now on

Fire pit in the yard

Pretty good, first of the year!

Why am I picturing the using launch mode at a Starbucks drive through video

I did not expect this

It’s next door luckily but the last time one of those came down we lost 13 trees so far none tonight

Yup

The almost 4 year old will not go if you tell him but he has to decide it is time, this morning he didn’t go after waking up fought me on it for an hour then on the drive to daycare had to pee right now so bad we had to pee in the woods

Sometimes you just gotta roll with it

The rainforest cafe at Disney springs famously robbed by dale gribble via scuba diving

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social wanna get wet

Canada at Epcot

Is @jasonkirk.fyi at the office today?

The challenge as I see it as a 43 year old is being able to pace on the beers and tacos and stay awake for 24 hours while full and drunk I think I could do this if I didn’t fall asleep in hour 16-20

Could probably get at least 4 of the beers in in the first mile walk part