It’s honestly pretty fucking ridiculous to go after Wikipedia. It’s like getting mad at a stapler.

My morning routine is getting up, making tea, and watching the birds. This morning as I sipped my tea and watched the birds hop around, I looked across the street, locked eyes with the neighbor's cat, and realized we have the same routine.

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

At worst you can be an awesome cautionary tale.

if you don’t look at the app, it gets better

computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong

tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

A still from Clerks of Dante Hicks

34 COUNTS???!

5 years ago today i was accepted into my university and 1 year ago today i got my own apartment in the city!! but today… nothing much… might eat a bagel

Why isn’t AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of doing the creative shit for tedious people

Joe Biden, who is 80+ years old and running for his second term, is actively feeding a shitty media story by importing people with little to no chance for future citizenship because he views them as future voters. Says the world’s richest man.

this rude man just slapped the coffee table in my direction like yes sir can i get you a beverage??

ohhh I guess this also explains twitch

Beaver Maple inspecting a wrapped present

May your days beavery merry and bright ✨

please fave this tweet if you want more pictures of my cat Hawking.

please retweet this tweet if you want more pictures of my cat Penrose (the fat one).

please fave and retweet if you want pics of both Hawking and Penrose

new favorite thing on twitter: ads getting community noted

me, working in an office: not this one, wore this last week. what would people think. ah, that’s a good outfit for today.

me, 4 yrs ago, starting remote work: i dress like i’m going to office to get in work mode

me, now: if it *feels* like i’m wearing clothes, it’s wrong

my computer contains one, but also zero

i think that’d be nice. it’s kinda hard to find software related stuff here at least compared to twitter and mastodon

i like how it looks like @ sign made of thread and i find it visually pleasing

fair 🫡

i already have instagram and so do most people on the internet it’s not that big of a deal 🤦‍♂️

i want to give bluesky a try. besides im in eu so i can’t use threads

i don’t think it’s as bad as y’all try to make it seem. sounds like a fun place to just hang out. i like it 🤷‍♂️

i actually really like their logo

id be happy if everyone moved to threads from twitter honestly

i hope we get to have 1 app where most people are in the future. kinda like twitter before melon. i dont like the division now

everybody talking about threads and i can’t even try it here in poland

a non-breakfast burrito with beef, beans and all the good stuff

i ate burrito for breakfast today does that count?