It's only a joke and is something I heard plenty of people saying when I was a kid growing up in the east end. Honestly, sometimes bluesky is so po faced I just want to stay away.

Sorry, I didn't realise there was a prohibition on using certain phrases.

Ahh fair enough. I did wonder but sadly the Waybackmachine hasn't visited their page before. Makes a lot more sense in that context.

I'm genuinely hearing that it's "all mouth and trousers" right now. And I'm as British as they come me old mucker.

Ahh yes Kemi "Turnabout" Badenoch who desperately wanted to join the war only to change her mind when she realised how unpopular it was with Brits.

I mean this is just the dumbest possible moment to come up with this line, when he has visibly stood up to US aggression and kept us out a war she would have weekly joined.

I mean the picture clearly says Moon not NASA and the bio states they aren't NASA and are "just a couple of space nerds".

Apologies, it was a 30 month probation not prison.

Come on, let's be more honest with readers. "Convicted banking criminal who was pardoned by US President (& fellow felon) Donald Trump" would be a more honest opening line.

Nice, but a bit harsh and I'm not sure the Barbie angle isn't overdone these days.

Hmm did the autism also force him to commit a banking fraud that earned him a prison sentence that Trump pardoned (surely not after being bribed, right?). Why are so many criminals attracted to Farage and Reform? Why is Farage and Reform so keen on taking money from criminals?

COUNTERPOINT: You seem to be able to cope with some of them just fine.

www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

I want to like Leavitt but she's no Comical Ali. Maybe we need to get her a decent nickname. Lampooning Leavitt maybe?

I think she would look fetching in a beret

There was an episode about him on the Private Eye podcast recently. Sounds like attempts were made but he threatened them with legal action and they all backed down - rather a sorry state of affairs when the SRA can be intimidated with the threat of legal action!

Ahh I see. Thanks for that.

Wait, your mum knew that a guy was releasing dangerous large cats into a place where you, her child, was playing and she decided not to tell anyone - not even you - about it as a warning? She was just chill about the possibility you or a friend might become a tasty snack?

My gf bought our son's one as he's leaving school this year. It really is shit though. Worst thing is that she bought one that's too small so you can't make out the kids well; however, you can still see it's a badly done composite & the kids at the front appear to float because of the bad editing.

I can't work out why they'd do it. When I was at school, it took about 10 minutes to get everyone in the room and to take the photo. They must have spent hours taking the individual photos and then creating the big image... and it looks awful. Just do it properly.

The school photographer at my son's school takes the year group photo by taking individual photos and editing them together. It looks really bad & must be 50x the work of just taking the photo properly.

Sadly, I've noticed that it's really common online for people to see very bad behaviour and instantly assume it's caused by some mental health issues when it's far more likely that the person is just an arsehole.

Wireless Festival cancelled after Kanye West blocked from coming to UK West was due to headline the festival in July but drew criticism over past antisemitic comments.

My psychology degree is 25 years old, so maybe I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure bipolar doesn't make you antisemitic or go to the lengths of writing songs & selling Nazi merch. I can't believe there was no pushback that West had to overcome on either of those things.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It's being reported by both the BBC and the FT.

Starmer (rightly in some cases) gets a lot of shit but fuck, imagine Badenoch or Farage in charge at this particular moment.

I really hope the SRA is finally going to put a stop to solicitors who behave as badly as this guy.

This makes me really angry. The @srasolicitors.bsky.social will come down like a ton of bricks on young solicitors who make mistakes yet they've spent years allowing people like Milne to continue practising and using their status as solicitors to intimidate people.

Deliberately attacking civilian infrastructure without apparent military value is a war crime.

Shouldn't be surprising since America elected a war crimes advocate, who in his first term pardoned convicted war criminals, and in his second made the public champion of those war criminals SecDef.

Tweet by moon pie responding "just stuff them up there, I guess" to a request for Thanksgiving recipes

I bring this one out every Thanksgiving.