The Gerbiliad is a title that just popped into my head at bedtime, so somebody get crackin' on that, I guess. Nighty nightmare, you fabulous freaks of the aether...
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lol guess I'm on a block list

solidarity

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I can't imagine it; the occasional dream where I'm either a) aimlessly wandering around "high school" bc I somehow failed to graduate &/or b) am about to massively fail an important class bc I blew off doing any of the work all semester is stressful enough

(and, I guess, weasels)

I took an unplanned/uneasy nap earlier in the evening, & at one point when I was semi-awake but still basically insensate & unable to move, the name "Dick Twinney" popped into my head, & it took a couple of minutes for me to realize "oh yeah it's that guy who paints pictures of rabbits"...

I like how most animals do their best to remain inconspicuous, but pigeons—generally not geniuses in any respect—are just like Fuck It, I'm gonna DRESS UP & all you haters can S my f'n C [suck my f'n cloaca] [bird profanity] [they're crass] [but we still love them]...

Ideal life

going outside at 11:09pm to get some thyme from the planter; if I don't come back, the Blair Witch got me...

I just revamped it to celebrate your rescue

lol yes, Seal's "Kiss From a Rose"

Exquisite

lol I too keep thinking about it periodically

fell asleep on my bed w/reading lamp on six inches from my face from like 6:15 until 9 & now I feel like I have fucking brain damage

🎶🎶 BAAAYYYYBEEEHHH/I COMPARE YOOUUU TO A RESCUE ROSE FROM THE TRASSHHH 🎶🎶

Kamala Harris' campaign org rehabilitating Tucker Carlson is incredibly stupid and evil, but not very surprising.

Yeah

got a bottle of the slightly fancier one ($50ish) last year bc I was only aware of laudatory press fawning & not all the related uh Baggage & like: It's a nice smooth-drinking whiskey. Does said Baggage now have me questioning decision to bother with it? Yeah. Can certainly find good stuff cheaper

puppy dog

the old way of telling the difference between a frog and a toad was that a frog would grant you a wish if you threw a gold coin into its mouth and a toad had a magic gemstone inside of its head. now you can just use the frog or toad identifier app.

Understandable, that was back when he was still in his heavy-duty speed freak phase

fucked up of David Tibet to befriend TT but not your uncle, damn that's ruthless

Collide | Son of a Preacher Man | Raw Mix | Got Moose? | Re-Constriction CD Sampler #2 YouTube video by Ex-Recon Ranger

anyway now I've got this stuck in y head for the first time in like 25 years cc @horrornonna.com
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9AXh...

it's a death cult & they're psyched about it

just got some texts from my aunt & she takes the time to punctuate her sentences with emoji like a 14-year-old in 2009 or whatever & it's cracking me up & also very endearing

disappointed w/myself for not recognizing the music

No!

Every time he mentions interviewing Obama his mouth is pixelated

For most of the time I worked on the Gaza humanitarian response at USAID, this smuggling ring was the bane of our existence. It dramatically impacted price and market stability in Gaza and made the truck drivers jobs far more dangerous. We all knew it was the IDF running it.