We all have days like this

Fist me

In Kingdom Hearts 2, Sora's Wisdom Form is easily his worst drive form. This is a reference to the fact that Sora is stupid

if you stacked tetris blocks in preparation for a long block down the middle, and then stuck your dick in instead, would you experience the universe's most powerful orgasm in exchange for your dick being absolutely obliterated

Thinking about it this morning on Easter man it's really obvious how Kingdom Hearts got *super* big with chrisitan kids. It's all there, light and darkness and the devil and temptation and mickey mouse and cloud final fantasy just like in the bible

windows keeps hallucinating monitors that don't exist I'm laughing so hard help

TBH this isn't that different from my childhood. Economy was fine and parents weren't poor but they were REAL skeptical about video games and wouldn't spend money on them. I grew up on a lot of edutainment and freeware, the latter of which phone games are the modern equivalent

medicare has been promoting noted quack Dr. Oz in every email but this subject line sent me sideways, it's like they're yelling it in a mirror to summon him

Jojolion??

I dunno which, but every hk1 playthrough I've seen has had to replace the music so prepare for the worst

btw make sure to play Donald Duck Sings Simple and Clean over the intro so you don't get claimed

now we know what Pat was sick with, a lab escaped experimental Virus That Makes You Play Kingdom Hearts

yeah we don't do politics here but I just needed to make sure everyone saw this

Made this in a fit of rage

Two ogres block the player’s access to the gender-changing coffin.

this really is what it’s like

RE9 comic Gideon prepares to fire a rocket launcher The rocket heads towards Leon, driving his motorbike The rocket explodes and Leon drives through it, looking so cool sunglasses spawn on his face Gideon, visibly upset: "SHIT I MADE HIM LOOK EVEN COOLER"

💥😎✨ #re9

I want to see the event between God of War 1 and 2 where one of the other Gods explains the concept of terminal velocity to Kratos and how the "tallest cliff in all of Greece" was not significantly more fatal than most other large cliffs and no fall was going to kill him at that point

and it's not the person's fault either because it makes sense that there was "discourse on twitter" and you feel the fool for thinking it was a simple funny thing in the first place

when you're telling everyone about a funny thing that just happened on the internet and someone says "yeah I saw the discourse on twitter about it" and you get a pit in your stomach and now the funny thing fills you with dread and horror.

in the end the old testament god was an asshole anyways so like we're better off, but I feel like if he was real and telling us what to do we'd just do it because like, what are you going to do, he's god

I would ask my pastor and he would give me some uninspiring roundabout thing about what "listening to god" means is like and I'm like bruh the bible says a burning bush straight up talked to moses what is your excuse

the old testament ruined religion for me. It's all like "god told x to do y and then z" how did this religion survive when it was setting people up to literally have god tell you what to do and then that never happens? the world would be so simple if that's how it worked

This interpretation is backed up by the text btw, in the book when Wonka explains to his guests how a TV works Mike TV points out that he's completely wrong and Wonka ignores him, which means the only explanation for why the machine works with a real TV is the Oompa Loompas invented it and not Wonka

Now that Elon Musk has painted a new picture of the "eccentric billionaire" my read of Willy Wonka is that he's actually a moron and doesn't understand how the things in his factory work and the oompa loompas are the real geniuses fixing his bad ideas

Turns out my problem is adblock plus sucks anus dick. If you have it, uninstall it and get ublock if on firefox or ublock lite on chrome

Bonus points: this is on a site where it is already famously difficult to find the download link in the fucking first place

I have adblock plus ENABLED by the fucking way

how in the almighty fuck is this considered a legitimate site to ask someone to go to in order to install a mod, is it fucking 2003, how the fuck is this allowed, holy shit

if something that could be utterly and completely normal is a "cancer sign" it's an utterly useless one because no one is going to schedule a doctor visit and a bunch of expensive tests over something that is generally not indicative of literally anything wrong

I fucking love mayo clinic "Probably literally nothing! But also could be cancer :)" this is something we'd say as a joke but that's the literal summary here