Pizza Movie was a good time. Very silly. Would have loved to watch it in a theater with all my college friends in 2008.

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Stay away from our granddaughter.

Oh I fell pretty hard for it after the zouks season. Watched every season and special available lol.

I got 50%. Failing grade in most schools.

It’s good here.

I get they’re all evil too—but is nobody blindly ambitious enough to step up and stop this dude??

The Bungled Heist in cold weather

The bungled heist with a cat

The bungled heist on a beach!

Last day to get The Bungled Heist for FREE on Kindle before it becomes expensive forever 😱

According to these customer pics…it’s great for cold weather, warm weather, and cats! #booksky

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Thanks! Hope you enjoy both the read and the weather ☀️

The Bungled Heist in cold weather

The bungled heist with a cat

The bungled heist on a beach!

Last day to get The Bungled Heist for FREE on Kindle before it becomes expensive forever 😱

According to these customer pics…it’s great for cold weather, warm weather, and cats! #booksky

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Many Urkels to you!!

Happy Wet Day (observed) to all who celebrate! 💧

Unfortunately it’s not. It is currently free for the kindle version though if you don’t want to give Amazon your $$.

Thanks!

In light of the conversation about how hard it is to promote your own book: Post a link to buy your book here and I’ll boost it cause you destroyed yourself to get it done, your publisher won’t help you sell it, and you deserve cheers and admiration for your accomplishment.

Self-published a short story this year that’s a lot of fun. A quick read to get
your energy back before jumping into something meaty! a.co/d/01o5fPZH

Last month I thought to myself “I’ve promoted this too much” and then looked to see I only posted twice. 🫠

Anyway—the Bungled Heist is FREE on Kindle until Monday! It’s funny and fun. a.co/d/0hkZrPmU

very calming session I’m sure

An April in the D to remember!

A coworker re-shared with me he keeps telling people about this funny show he watched only to remember it was just one of my pilots he read. #scriptchat #scriptsky

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Two actors I keep putting in my scripts: Adam Pally & Carl Tart. I just know they’d make everything 10x funnier. #scripsky #scriptchat

It’s hard to keep going!

It’s a perfect rewatch. A go-to for something light before bed.

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Left: a show whose writers constantly introduced major plot turns without any idea how to deal with them later.

Right: a show whose creators came up with their ending early on and stuck to it, no matter the mounting evidence that it was no longer viable.

Planning in TV is wildly overrated.

The bungled heist (a book) is free on Amazon. It’s got decent ratings! Above 4.

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My short story is FREE for the next five days. Zero money from you. And zero money to Amazon. Win-win.

If you read it/like it more than 3 stars I’d love a review!! #booksky

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I think both my #scriptsky and @cbbworld.bsky.social folks will like this short story. Give it a chance for $0 💜

(and thanks I know a bunch of you already grabbed one!!)