God I'm having a good time, I hope this caucus meeting goes until 1:59pm

The party president doesn't normally attend caucus, do they?

I offer him warm congratulations

Good stuff from that Pope, might be shaping up to be my fave Pope

I cried, also, morbid question, do you think NASA has tapped the last four Apollo astronauts for a bunch of these to reel out for future missions...

Not that I couldn't listen to Charlie Duke talk all day

I cried

My personal Mandela Effect is that the first song on Garageland's Do What You Want is Trashcans and the album doesn't have Love Song on it. I've listened to the album four thousand times so I think I would know.

Is anyone else just obsessed with Artemis right now? I really want them to let Charlie Duke on the CapCom mic to say hello

Oh yes, the judgements of me in the comments on my fess were surprisingly less than flattering

I agreed to sponsor my kids $1 each for every correct answer on the Mathsathon worksheet
THERE ARE 82 QUESTIONS

Where did my child learn Mmmbop

THERE'S NO MORE BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY WE TOOK THEM ALL OUT

I feel a bit scared to bike because of cars

THE FUCKING LIBRARYYYYYYYYYYYYY *takes breath* YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAH

An ambulance outside a library with many people outside, also several people in high vis vests

The enormous queue around the back of the library

Pōneke, where we need an ambulance at a library opening in case people get crushed

After that I'm going to film some Tiktoks interviewing people what books they're getting, for which I'll have to join Tiktok then I'm going to send a bunch of congratulatory emails. I might get some CDs out

I'm actually going to cry to be back in my library. My little one has never been there. He wants to get the Hairy McLary books that we don't have. I'm going to put all the books on the floor and make a book angel and then carefully reshelve them, then I'm going to get stuck into the archives

THE FUCKING LIBRARY!!!! GET IN THERE LADS

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS FUCKING LIBRARY

I've just caught up with the news that Tony has died. I'm sorry for how much you have grieved before his death and now. You were and are heroic.

Stay off the cigs everybody!

I'm so glad we know better now

Take that, kids

I tell you what, I was floored recently when I got bronchitis and the consulting physician said "you get bronchitis quite a lot, did your parents smoke?" Yes they did. "Well, you've probably got lung damage." I mean you know about secondhand smoke but you don't KNOW about it until you do.

How beautiful!

A true New Zealand icon

Jarvis Cocker on Da Ali G Show YouTube video by Darklord74

Well, Pulp is playing in Auckland next weekend, and I know my number one wish for the setlist youtu.be/nCZI4RkK5OY?...

I've been paying a lot of attention to the terrorist's appeal hearing this week because I work near the Court of Appeal, and have been appalled at the security measures necessary to protect the people who need to be in court. I think Ahad Nabi continues to speak for us all

The Court of Appeal had so many police there yesterday to protect families of the mosque attacks. As a politically neutral public servant I've fully considered the remark I'm about to make which is that the terrorist should be ignored forever and live a life of only bad things.

This is massively helpful for me right now, for something I'm helping someone work through - thank you so much