Every time I listen to Brazilian music I wonder why I listen to anything but Brazilian music.

#FreeJesse

Everyone needs an editor.

Hey Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives…. I know my guy @austinlouisray.bsky.social fired off a killer joke while recording your most recent episode, but you’re afraid of letting anyone be more charming than your Guy. #ReleasetheAustinCut you cowards.

Niiiiiiiiice.

SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

Probably not even a real pizza.

Shout out to tuna salad sandwiches. Eat it haters.

Sign me up.

Yeah I’m jackin’ it….. PEPPERjackin it. (Cheese that is)

Less pasta salad more coleslaw, tbh.

We need some kind of federal regulation so record companies clearly identify what is Side A of a record and what is Side B.

How would @edsbs.bsky.social fix Atlanta?

There’s no escaping many of the allegations we’d like to dodge about our city. But at the very least, we should change the name of our baseball team.

It's time to rebrand the Braves—immediately and forever.

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Also very proud of my last name.



I would love a Kraft single right now.

Shout out to allspice.

Someone give whoever invented the weighted blanket a raise.

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

Great news, everyone. YouTube has uncensored episodes of Kitchen Nightmares.

ass

All states should require license plates on the fronts of cars. What are we doing?

I bet AV professionals are very good at trivia.

As an enthusiastic amateur, it’s nice when you do well on your pour over.

I bet I watch THAT live Silver Springs video at least once a week.

Robyn is great.

Longtime Gurf Morlix guy.

Don’t forget the leg humping.