i think im at my first girly sleepover

im 26 i went to a girls school and there's a guy here

*santa devouring his cookies*

ooooops! i don't know if you realised but that picture you sent me earlier included your private parts! i put it in paint and drew some clothes on you, here you go :)

just when I got back too:( im done for

yooooo gg

did you just "um actually" my tits

thank you for being honest alex

goodness

RAHHHHH I FEEL SO STRONG I am so proud of myself for sticking to this😌 it's genuinely helped my mental at such a usually tough time of year for me I GET IT NOW

BACKKKKK!!! BUTTTTTT!!!! THIS IS SO SELF INDULGENT BUT WHAT THE FUCK EVER I PUT THE WORK IN SO I'M ALLOWED!!!!!

bonus beefcake

titties way too out in the puregym

was going to make a sappy little post abt how I finally recognised some progress and thought of myself as a ~gym girl~ tonight and then i got distracted by this pornographic image i accidentally made when filming form videos for my PT so yeah

i will not cry when i see WOMEN
i will not scream and run away when i see WOMEN
i will not ask WOMEN if they want to see my cool toe bruise
i will not start retching when WOMEN try and talk to me

god gives his strongest challenges to his most mentally unwell soldiers

god, making me: a little bit more pathetic... perfect. okay now make it really good at hurting its own feelings. okay good, now make it YEARN

the dick sucking factory just called [lowers hat] your mom was in an accident

looks normal to me

so real mine told me to do it

thank you

thank you alex land !

me standing in front of a train station with my tits oot. have you ever betrayed a person you love? have you ever paid the price for your actions? do you yearn for a time before you made a certain decision? would you do it all again? was it worth it? who are you really? if it was guaranteed noone would ever find out would you do a Really Bad Thing? have you done the bad thing already regardless of the risk? where is he? do you know his family miss him?

idk a picture of that guy who played gus fring holding a foxy plush it made me laugh

train cancellation chic

mods pls a reply guy is infodumping about his family in my replies

ok

i'm so in love with amelia dimoldenberg it's not even funny i would lick bleach-covered broken glass just for her to look in my direction

in stitches listening to her talk about how her friends are telling her a boy really likes her but (in her words) "all he does is look at me weird and not talk to me"

there is no greater joy than being a 25YO with a 17YO sister

i'm like the CEO of getting myself into Situations it's crazy

GOOD

are you coaching other bitches on 14 tali yes or no

i hate when MY HUSBANDS die

FINALLY BACK AT THE GYM RAAAHHHHHH

FAILED TO GET ANY CUTE PICTURES RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH