Howdy!!

"Whatever Happened to Nasir Jones?"

The problem with bluesky is i already have so many bad actors blocked on the bird app that i still have a 70% pleasant experience using it.
(I did see an advertisement for someone drinking piss, but i don't wanna think about that rn, i blocked 'em though!)
I gotta block the bad actors here too, ugh.

If i get a flat tire omw to a function, that's a sign from the Lord I need to stay home. If i get a flat tire omw home, that just means I had fun :)

Its a lovely day, i am touching grass and eating costco pizza!!

Lmao i'm out in the streets!!

Swizz Beatz just ruined my mood because i forgot how his verse on Lord Lord Lord started.

Clippy in a kufi with laser eyes

@blackladyblue.bsky.social got me right!

Haven't written a song in ages, grinded 95% of one out today.

Adobe took away their photoshop app, and I haven't found a free replacement for it yet!

This post reminded me i forgot to put mine on

I am an enormous sentient office supply.

DO I LOOK LIKE I LIKE FACE TATTOOS? OH GOD

I don't think I look like someone who dates men with face tattoos. And yet. They keep trying me.

Aubrey

Belly button singing i might swerve, bend that corner, whoa.

You can only get shot and die once. How many times has Drake had to hear NLU?

Talked myself into the draws and then he talked me out of them.

🤷🏿‍♀️ at least my room's clean now.

a woman is laying on a bed using a cell phone . ALT: a woman is laying on a bed using a cell phone .

A lot going on.

Meg ever point at me like she's Hand Banana, best believe I'm going. Skipping right to her actually!

😭

The cat caught me doing the do and now i think he's traumatized. I'm sorry, my boy. I tried to protect you 🥲

The ancient prophecy foretold this.

Car was doing fine until she started talking more

Fireball fumes coming off her probably singed the deputies' eyebrows off

That footage coming out before the RHOP reunion. Oh man.

Loose as a goose

I tore my room up looking for my lighter (my LAST lighter at that), gave up and started using matches like it's 1898, finally found my lighter...under my left breast. Ridiculous.

I have an MRI tomorrow and like 40 silver charms in my hair that I almost forgot to take out. I might cry. I might.

Thank you, thank you