I love my absolute buffoon if a loser cringe dog so much

Tge greatest part of being raised Munchausen by proxy is that I know that I do have serious medical issues but it's really hard to tell what they are bc I've been diagnosed with so many not real things and I'm terrified of doctors so I can't go get real help

We should abolish temperatures above 15

Going to put "for the fairest" in my will

Eugh I need more endorphins

Name two better friends than oligarchs and manipulating rubes with transphobia

I'm so proud': JK Rowling breaks silence after Supreme Court defines women by 'biological sex'

Sorry, not to be overly personal, but as a non-binary individual I do take a lot of her rampant hate personally, so not that sorry, but if Harry Potter was real JK Rowling would have broken the land speed record to be first in line to sign up for the Death Eaters. 1/

Christians are not persecuted in the United States

Dogs in this generation are just lazy, back in my day we didn't have any of those "dog treats" and "dog parks" and whatever nonsense, they just went to the dog factory all day every day to manufacture cars (not chaseable)

Color illustration of a beautiful young blonde white girl with her arms crossed, looking affectionately down at a shorthaired black tuxedo cat. The cat is standing up anthropomorphically looking back at her, holding a comb and embroidered handkerchief.

Illustration from Baba Yaga’s Cat - a story in My Big Book of Cat Stories, written by various authors and illustrated by Adrienne Ségur. 1965.

Eugh I hate doctors 😣

I do not like this day

Inter hyperfixation depression

Like high from the sleep deprivation not from drugs

You know that phase of sleep deprivation where you just get really high and laugh about the name keith to yourself for two hours but can't sleep? Hi yes keith is a really funny name

I hate everything and everyone rn

My dog is so pretty

I cant believe areelu let me go outside dressed like this

Why must camellia be heterosexual <\3

What's the point anyway

In the 1920s, Stalin dictated that only certain car manufacturers were considered suitable in Communist Russia. In order to push this mandate he instructed people to only by these brands to prop up the manufacturing plants he was expanding in Gorky

He also declared owning one

Just saying…

Five minute rule you damp puffer coats

I have had four separate boys in the past three days ask me WhAtS ThAt On YoUr NecK its like they're devolving into apes that don't know basic politeness

Why must I have insides at a time like this

shout-out to the haters who reply with crap but STILL add alt text to their images. you're good people (well kinda).

Someone talk me down from keying this tesla

Fucking tesla parked in my fucking spot

Eugh fuck

Saturn scarfing down saturn junior without even ketchup (Goya)

I do not like that there are people born in 2010