These guys are so fucking pathetic.

Wow Tigers!

Got that Folgers dad face down.

It's like he never watched Star Wars. Geez.

Here is how a good template for would look from an actual leader:

1) Donald Trump is [insert illegal/immoral thing here].

2) I will [list of concrete steps taken to curb this issue].

You're mediocre at #1 and #2 is completely missing. Need to up your game.

Not now dickhead

Paranoia paranoia coming to get me

Just got home from Indy. Hope i didn't miss anything good. #GoBlue

Go Blue!

I missed my shot at getting tickets to the final after the Illinois game. They were down to like $135. 😖

Here's to hoping a ton of Arizona fans dump their tickets tonight.

What a great basketball day!

Unfortunately, Kia also charges an annual fee for their app which is the only way to natively get remote start (at least on my Telluride).

wow, looks like a rough patch for stocks AND bondis

Shield of Americas is Exile Island for this admin. Only one can battle their way back for a chance at at the million dollars.

Imminently means:

1) Call it fake news

2) Pam has my total support

3) Reassigned to Siberi—Shield of America

a man in an uncle sam costume is sitting at a table in front of a microphone Alt: a man in an uncle sam costume is sitting at a table in front of a microphone managing a debate between to catch phrases.

That debate has already happened:

I'm a 2 am wake-up person, but that late morning nap feels soooo good.

53 points??? They matched Denver's output vs Detroit from 2002....in one quarter.

Tv with ass to ass burn in.

Using this as my monitor for this function.

At the Michigan win AND I get to watch Duke lose horribly? What a great Sunday.

Basketball court after UofM destroys Tennessee

Let me help:

Grabbing tickets just before tip-off and hopping on the El: Priceless.

Go Blue!

BIG TEN ROCK FIGHT

The world is healing.

College flagrants are so stupid, and not just because they all seem to go for Duke.

As I learned in Calc via a feisty classmate. Teacher says .9 repeating is one and walks us through this:

1/9 = .11111111
2/9 = .22222
3/9 = .33333
4/9 = .44444
5/9 = .55555
6/9 = .66666
7/9 = .77777
8/9 = .88888
9/9 = ??

Classmate Craig said 1, Dr. Shelly while holding up a middle finger.

Real time wasters do nonograms all day.

Chuck speaking the truth as usual.

We do not negotiate with terr...ible dressers.

Of course I heard it in that voice.

River Rouge Sewage Treatment facility multiple times growing up. Once or twice in school and at least once with Scouts. No idea why that was such a popular destination for SE Michigan.