His lawyer changed his initial request for 5 million bottles of Don Julio.

Cremily had a toxic culture.

What's Ichiro bat with the nub? .260, .270?

Now to distract from the Epstein files, here's a pervert talking about how teen girls to have unprotected sex.

What is wrong with these people? I won't even let my gimp off-leash.

Donnie Blanco

I hate ham, candy and zombies so shove your Happy Easter up your ass.

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Shawn Evans

LeBron wants to fight Reacher.

My car's battery is bipolar.

So a Uvalde guy found a way to never show his face around there ever again: join ICE.

Everyone in this administration loves to get their hands on kids.

But ChatGPT didn't.

Everyone working to repeal the 14th amendment should never be allowed in a courtroom again, unless they're a defendant.

Seems like Noem's hubby has more of a Gary Busey in "Under Siege" fetish.

"Hello BlackRock. Please direct my call to the insider trading desk."

Ted's roommate said he had lots of calluses on his hands while at Princeton.

Great weekend for the haters.

Fuck Trump
Fuck ICE
Fuck Duke

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

Chanting "silver medal" in the "Derek Jeter" cadence at Paul Skenes.

Come in handy the next time witches move into the area.

John Travolta as Kramer as Sam Malone.

This is the most aggressively hideous neighborhood I've ever seen. Trashville undefeated.

Starting to think the rapture happened and only Nancy Guthrie made the cut.

What's even more sinister is how the forces of evil teleported urine into his pants on the way to the Waffle House.

Falling in love with 3rd graders is how he and Trump bonded.

He's taking the medal off in the hope his dad doesn't slap the shit out of him behind his Sierra Denali.

I don't give a shit about the Strait of Hormuz, my car runs on Oscars hot takes.