They’re not that perceptive

Definitely in LA

FYI: acquisitions aren’t valuable if people divest in the acquired product(s).

Also just canceled my OpenAI plan and looking into Anthropic since apparently it’s for radical leftists.

While traveling with a very young colleague this week, she asked me what music I listened to.

When I named Carly Ray Jepson, her response: “That’s SO middle school!” 😑🫠

At DFW sitting next to a hot daddy draped in linen. Complimented him on his Yosemite Sam tattoo and he proceeds to take his shirt off and show me the whole sleeve.

I love Southern hospitality.

This smells like chicken tikka masala and I dare you to disagree.

If your representative is voting to cut health care while giving tax breaks to billionaires, they should at least be willing to stand in front of you and explain why.

AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.

I considered for a split second but instead took 6 wks leave from work to find long-term care for my mom. She never would’ve worn it, wouldn’t have remembered to charge it…if a similar device requires an app that was a no-go. If stubborn, downplays, or “low tech”, you’ll need more reliability

Love this and feel it to my core.

If it’s too late and damage is done for any of my queer camping folks, let’s pitch a tent in my backyard this summer.

Bring it down to PS, plz

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.

Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

I love being back in Palm Springs, where I’m not judged for comparing fiber supplements with my my 50+ friends like I am in Portland with my <50-year-old-friends (Psyllium FTW).

A favorite, formative film. 🥂

Jimmy Kimmel gave an 'Alternative Christmas Message' to the Brits, saying "tyranny is booming" in the U.S.

He also addressed his suspension: "We won, the president lost, and now I'm back on the air every night, giving the most powerful politician on earth a right and richly deserved bollocking."

Bunim/Murray must be kicking themselves for giving this twat screen time 30 years ago.

Damn, Bill Clinton just called Trump & Pam Bondi's bluff. Clinton released a statement calling on Bondi to release all of the Epstein files that mention him - including photos.

This is what a president with a spine looks like.

Meanwhile, Trump is having the FBI scrub his name from the files.

Happy holidays! 🎄🍷🎁

A portrait of a well dressed woman with the words: So many people just need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally.

How exotic dancers became some of the biggest donors of toys to Doernbecher Children’s Hospital Tatas for Toys has evolved from a small charity show to a major fundraiser that collected $38,000 last year.

Tatas for Toys has evolved from a small charity show to a major fundraiser that collected $38,000 last year.

After “Heated Rivalry” I can’t not imagine my 3 gym crushes (whom I call Milky Whites, Hot Cakes, and Mr. Clean) entangled in a lust triangle.

Trump vows to ‘take care’ of Portland, calls protests ‘insurrection’ The president’s comments Thursday came as he awaits a federal court hearing on his effort to deploy federalized National Guard troops.

The president’s comments Thursday came as he awaits a federal court hearing on his effort to deploy federalized National Guard troops.

Hits good

How out of touch with humanity can someone be? 👇🏻

I ordered an Apple TV on DoorDash tonight. Capitalism is wild.

Hosting a karaoke party for many neighbor friends who are straight and 15+ my senior.

Straight dads in their 50s/60s LOVE getting up in front of friends to sing Violent Femmes and Tom Petty.