Posts by hazel ❤️🔥
wise
still kicking
i’m 5’4.5” btw
we’re so back
yea she brought me to the store but i couldn’t reach the hats and had to jump for them like a child
my genetic predisposition to schizophrenia on my shoulder: i think you should start smoking weed again
the concept of bipolar ii on my other shoulder: amphetamines wouldn’t be so bad
the spirit of caitlin jenner in my passenger seat: would you like another beer sir?
we’re so back
how’s it goin
what is it
<3 but you see boymoder aren’t supposed to be lol
reminder that “””boymoding””” does not work
you’re gonna have a rough weekend in iowa
are we inducing lactation for you now?
so true bestie
so true bestie
regular tinder
HUH
a common experience
yea
All men are bi you just have to figure out if it’s sexual or goted
oh that’s a good sign! my brother does cybersec stuff and was better than i thought bc he has a trans friend through that and csgo lol
hm i do not know enough about mormons specifically
what denomination?
brothers are usually the chillest family member idk why
they never stop
as a former cis person i think i have the pass
i need to match with her
my family noticed after like a yeae
do it!!