Shelving unit with eight potted-plants

I’m the least green-fingered person on the planet but somehow my plant gallery is flourishing. Happy Sunday everyone 🥰 🌿

A man seated on a pink stroller, outdoors on a sunny day. Other people are visible in the background.

brian was starting to think that maybe his mom wasn’t coming back

So many moments when I laugh out loud. Also very insightful. Just bloody good.

I’m reading at the moment and it’s fantastic.

Tom Jones sings “I wanna die”

Ooh er missus

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

Keys found embedded in jam sandwich. Apologies.

Saved you 2.5 hours here x

No, I cannot tell you much I love this silly man. #TheTraitors #Traitors

Even his ad was a stunning piece of surrealist film making. What a talent. Such a sad loss.

What’s your sign? Found mine.

If you like the expressionist staging of F W Murnau films you’ve probably got a nose for art too.

Joel’s writing is always worth your time.

They’re driving me nuts. If only they’d stop crying and try using some logic.

Also, who the fuck does their internal comms because JFC. Nobody’s gonna read such a long and boring email full of jargon. “We are sunsetting”??? Terrible writing.

A close up picture of a cluster of red witch hazel flowers, covered in white frosty "feathers".

Winter #Bloomscrolling from the garden with the iced-up witch hazel. Just -5° C this morning! 🌱

Last Exit to Brooklyn; Natural Born Killers.

I will message you as don’t want to give away state secrets.

Without downloading any new links where are you mentally?

Godar Godard Spy GIF ALT: Godar Godard Spy GIF

I did that GCHQ quiz and now I fancy myself as a spy. They’ve created a MONSTER.

A Lego figure of a guy in a business suit (with pink arms), with a raspberry on its head. The raspberry looks like a wild hairstyle.

Just so you know, a raspberry makes a really groovy hairstyle for a Lego figure.

a man in a black and white sweater is smiling while sitting in a living room . ALT: a man in a black and white sweater is smiling while sitting in a living room .

Meta’s having a mare I see

Thinking of writing a blog about fruity wines called “I Know Where The Berries Are Bodied”.

Thank you for this important information. That’s the rest of my evening taken care of.

This is Yuma. She's an amateur geologist. Brings home one carefully selected rock a day. For science. 13/10

In a way I envy you because I know what you’ve got to come!

I’ve just finished watching the final season of Industry (yeah, I know, she’s a bit slow on the uptake) and FUCKING HELL IT’S SO GOOD.

a woman wearing a sequined jacket and hoop earrings with #schittscreek written on the bottom Alt: Alexis from Schitts Creek says “I’m just saying”

The Jackal never ate a Maccie D’s in his life.