What the fuck did you say

Ngl Jolene sounds hot as hell

Buddy are you telling me a MCRIB cooked this salad??

“Billy Jean (Knotted Up My Lover) (Omegaverse remix).mp3”

“Derbis” is German for “The Bis” which iykyk

I think we all know Nancy is That Bitch

I got a BCD "Bad Conduct Discharge" from the Allergist, for the alleged crime of Too Horny

As the Irish say "may ye be in Hell 30 minutes before Saint Peter knows yer dead"

I can’t believe Dianne didn’t live to October 1st 😢she always loved spooky season and this year she was going to attend the Senate disguised as a ghoul every single day 😭

Time for scrungeposting

What if the final ep of Mad Men showed them all in the North Tower on 9/11?

My haters will say that I’m a hater. It is in fact Ironic.

Alt-J’s “Matilda” but it’s about Mara Wilson’s 1996 movie and not Leon

Frog and Toad banned in Florida for being gay icons

To the beast, slouching towards Bethlehem: stand up straight didn’t your mother teach you not to slouch

The place where you type the skeet in is called the skussy

Are my posts good? No. Are my posts frequent? Definitely not. Are my posts filled with the loving gaze of an eldritch horror? Hahaha why do you ask? *brushes hair out of eyes*

Dark Brandon singing “baby it’s Halloween, and we can be anything. Come on, man”

Does Biden listen to Phoebe idk

In Posting, there are Winner and there are Losers and everyone wants to be a winner. But me? I’m different. I’m a natural born Loser (at posting, and also bowling)

Parmesan is enough. Parmesan reggiano? No, fuck that Upstart, it’s Too man flavors

Y’all ain’t ready for that conversation, but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation.

Mayonnaise is the cum of the sandwich

“Do you have a plan?” Like I’m gonna tell you all therapists are snitches

It’s a long, slow fade, to a darkened stage. And I hear you say: “actually it’s GNU/Linux”

COMMAND DOT COM GONNA AUTOEXEC DAT BAT

JAMC and Kanye never got to do the Yeezus And Mary Chain collab and it probably would have healed America

Gimme some of that SSRIracha

Loving the new “live menos” campaign. Fourth meal? No, snake meal.

Be wicked, know no grace

One Must Imagine Syphilus Happy