Me: What's a gay woman's equivalent of a beard?
Gf: ...a wig?

"Roll for insurance!" -Tonight's D&D session

This is so, so well-articulated.

It appears that Shadow the Hedgehog is superimposed on the surface of the Earth as viewed from space in NASA's image from Artemis II. Rest easy, hero.

Exclusive new photo of Earth from NASA's Artemis II

kurtis conner agent of satan merch drop WHEN

We have, and apparently Sage Funeral Home hosts them monthly! I didn't know there were still a thing, might need to look into this more!

A tiny kitten with watery eyes that looks very sad and bedraggled.

being disabled is fucking annoying because you'll plan to get a bunch of shit done on a day off, you'll get like 2 things on your list done and you'll have to call it because you're fucking fried and now you need to lay down.

Yeah this was pretty much my life from ages 5-19. I eventually learned to seek out friendships with people that accepted me as I am, but when I was diagnosed autistic at age 30 I learned just how much of the coaching I received from friends helped build the mask that almost killed me in my 20s.

people who message you <15 minutes before you're about to break for lunch are a particularly diabolical type of evil

now explain to me why gas went up 10¢/l today 🫩

I've found Asian skincare to be the most reliable and least reactive for me, and generally very affordable and easy to get through websites like yesstyle. I've also ordered directly from brand websites or shopped at local brick and mortar importers, if you have (this is great to try samples, too!)

I find the simpler the ingredients the better. I've removed all fragrance from everything that touches my skin and I've had great results. Generally my skincare in the morning is the etude soon jung 2x barrier cream, Goodal sun cream followed by the numbuzin no 3 tone up and makeup if I choose.

she's a ten, but she got divorced so now she's a five

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

nobody:

my brain, on repeat: esqueefies. oye siri. what. dat. mean. KWEEF. fart baginai? oh shet!

pretty sure it's the author's ghoulish obsession with crushing trans people out of existence but what do I know

if you can avoid it don't partner with someone that will leave you after nearly 15 years together. 0/10 do not recommend

today I learned that a bird's loyalty is fickle, because although my old bird does not care much for the new bird, it sure didn't stop my old bird from attacking me when I toweled his brother to do his toes

Courtney Bates-Hardy Frankenstein, 2025 • POETRY

I wrote a pantoum about Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and familial estrangement due to my queerness. I love the film so much that I've watched it 3 times since it came out, and according to GDT, that means I'm married to it. Delighted to have my poem featured in @longconmagazine.bsky.social

me, multiple times during every episode of heated rivalry: AND WHAT IF I THREW MYSELF OFF A CLIFF

I think the thing that a lot of people aren't getting yet is that your status as a human being is revocable. It's not a crime to do these things, it's not morally reprehensible if they don't see you as a person.

Picture of Big Bird from Sesame Street looking exasperated

Made it through the first week of 2026

Renee Good’s memorial site with candles and offerings

Rest in power, Renee Good. 💔

Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes

Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem. Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home. According to the Minnesota Star Tribune: [An ICE agent] s…

“i want back my rocking chairs, / solipsist sunsets, / & coastal jungle sounds...”

A poem by Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered by ICE earlier today.

lithub.com/renee-nicole...

when the hell did I become mayor age

can't wait to do my yearly tarot divination ritual and be absolutely devastated by how accurate last year's reading was when I read it again tonight

is it even Christmas if you don't lose it over your gravy separating? 🥴

scrooge boopin' a little muppet mouse on the nose while souls text reads "MEESES CHEESED"

i had to drop what i was doing to make this