Ogumenilo mi se par mrkvi u frizideru pa na njima isprobavam nozeve dok ih ostrim, ovo je slice iz centra, gore je peteljka

Mrkva s aromom paste za poliranje

Pred-novogodisnje ostrenje nozeva

Uf, zelim i ja jedan Vibroverb :/ Bit ce jednog dana, on ili Super Reverb...

Text Shot: roughly one-fifth of the hard disk drives dating to the 1990s it was sent are entirely unreadable.

Music industry’s 1990s hard drives, like all HDDs, are dying

"roughly one-fifth of the hard disk drives dating to the 1990s it was sent are entirely unreadable"

arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/09/music-in...

when life gives you lemons, make štrukani

Remembering how good the X series used to be makes me want to weep. Glorious little machines.

Najgori trenutak Nove godine je buđenje uz zvukove Straussa koji dopiru kroz zidove iz drugog stana.

Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil

open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.

Samo ako moremo reć da su priko Učke

There are various conspiracy theories about all seeing and all knowing deep state, illuminati, lizard people... To me it seems way more scary if they are all wrong, and we are governed by a bunch of senile idiots who make decisions based on what they heard on the news.

“it’s 5:00 somewhere” no it isn’t. it’s 2:46pm. it’s literally 5:00 nowhere rn. fuck you

Some Elon Musk bullshit about giving loans to people to go to Mars

A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies!

Nema gore stvari od kratke kanotjere.

Ma ajde pusti ljude da burnjaju jos malo

a jbg bolje ispadne nego kupovni + volim imat kontrolu nad svim sastojcima. jedno vrijeme sam radio i svoj tahini, onda bi stvarno bio odlican.

Picard management tip: Regardless of what time travelers tell you, the future hasn't been written yet.

priprema za hummus? imam taj isti mentalni problem 😂

Dumbest flex I've seen in my life. This means no AI companies incorporate/invest in EU, and EU citizens lose access to products that don't comply to regulation. Way to go @ec.europa.eu!

Zaboravih dodati clown emojija za brutalnost

McDonald's do groba!

Baš me na nekom reptilijanskom nivou uznemiri svaki put i ne mogu si pomoć

Sve super, samo **megić** 🤮 Uostalom, u NL, UK i US su quarter pounder kako Bog zapovijeda. Moar ontopic, mi imamo neke specifične gradske koje zovemo pigeon mystique

Windows 95:
“Where do you want to go today?”

Windows 11:
“It puts the files in its OneDrive or it gets the hose again!”

Skoro se potukao jer sam trolao da su mi bolje u Starbucksu nego Belemu

Ove kupim i prvi dan fali pol tegle jbg