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In lovely Bath for a couple of days 🤩

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Cherry Blossom 🍒🤍🍒

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……and not one, but two tickets to see the one and only Nigel Kennedy in concert in Bath next and then Weymouth next month 🎻🤩🎻🤩🎻🤩❤️

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Thank you Michael 🥰 (twas last Tuesday) ☺️☀️😚

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Thank you 🥰 Twas last week and a BBQ yesterday in the sunshine ☀️ 🤩 🍖🍗🔥

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If Grandmas were flowers……🌷🌹🌺🌼💐🤩

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Monday is a state of mind Monday – You are a fixed penalty notice on the windscreen of my week You are three weasels in a trench coat shoplifting happiness from my tiny thrift store of joy You are a pinata stuffed with wasps Or a tombola where the first prize is a tube of Canestan You are the audio book of Morrissey’s novel, read by Joe Pasquale A game of Russian roulette with a bullet in every chamber Edvard Munch’s The Scream painted by Rolf Harris. Can you guess what it is yet? Yes, it’s Monday and it’s bloody horrible. You give me the same feeling as when I hear somebody who I had previously considered to be a good friend unironically utter the word ‘holibobs’

$I am no historian but I have it on good authority it was the very thought of you that made the library at Alexandria burn itself down and those fifteenth-century boy princes throw themselves out of the tower Monday – You are a bag of peanuts containing the label ‘MAY CONTAIN NUTS’ You are an unexpected item in the bagging area, except for the fact that you are expected because the bagging area is merely a metaphor for the passage of time and oh crap, it’s Monday again You are an improper fraction whose state of impropriety has become so unacceptable$

I am no historian but I have it on good authority it was the very thought of you that made the library at Alexandria burn itself down and those fifteenth-century boy princes throw themselves out of the tower Monday – You are a bag of peanuts containing the label ‘MAY CONTAIN NUTS’ You are an unexpected item in the bagging area, except for the fact that you are expected because the bagging area is merely a metaphor for the passage of time and oh crap, it’s Monday again You are an improper fraction whose state of impropriety has become so unacceptable

$that all the other fractions no longer want anything to do with you and have organized a worldwide walkout of fractions, with the result that it is only possible for economies to function through the application of whole numbers Monday – the poster child for cystitis a flag waved at a prom in celebration of lift music a footballer’s haircut on a papal legate a stock photograph of somebody taking a stock photograph of a tub of stock powder a punch bag swinging back to smack you in the face a bad poem which goes on far too long and with no proper end Brian Bilston$

that all the other fractions no longer want anything to do with you and have organized a worldwide walkout of fractions, with the result that it is only possible for economies to function through the application of whole numbers Monday – the poster child for cystitis a flag waved at a prom in celebration of lift music a footballer’s haircut on a papal legate a stock photograph of somebody taking a stock photograph of a tub of stock powder a punch bag swinging back to smack you in the face a bad poem which goes on far too long and with no proper end Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘Monday is a State of Mind’.

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