Chocolate lab mix on a front porch staring directly into the camera and apologizing for nothing.
A rotten little girl who ate poop on the walk and then barked at a baby puppy from the porch and regrets nothing.
EXACTLY!
I feel like I need to note that these robots ARE NOT OUR FUCKING FRIENDS. They’ll be herding us soon enough.
Carrot cake.
Of course!
No, it’s the title of an animated series that I watched with my kid 10 years ago. I re-watched it last week and remembered how much I identified with Beatrice (the bluebird) and her character arc.
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Of course! It’s part of Beatrice’s the bluebird’s character arc. And Beatrice is me, for sure.
It’s part of Beatrice’s redemption arc! It’s not as grim as it seems!
Cross-stitch of a line from the cartoon Over the Garden Wall “The world is a miserable place”
Over the Garden Wall #crossstitch
An audiobook timer showing one minute and 26 seconds elapsed.
How far I got listening to my newly borrowed audiobook before someone started their goddamned gas-powered fucking leafblower. At 7 pm on a goddamn Wednesday. I hope their dick falls off.
A dozen multi-colored crocheted hens and one blue glass hen.
My #crochet chicken brood has expanded and recruited one of my mom’s trinket-holding chickens.
Doesn’t seem like this is how we should have to live
Ha! Yes, of course!
Chocolate lab mix staring beseechingly at her owner.
Golden brown pibble snoozing in a warm lap.
There are people who sit on their sofas, work on their crafts, and don’t have to pick tiny hairs out of their crafts or constantly reassure little creatures that they are still loved even though you are spending time doing something else. And I kind of feel sorry for those people. #crochet #pibble
I was thinking something similar. Never in a million years would he have done this with his white peers. Never.
One reaps what one sows, one hopes.
Oh, yes. I stayed up too late last night. “FTLOG MA’AM!”
Fine, but when he doesn’t come back can we tip him down a well?
Good boy takes sunbath. #pibble
Watercolor painting of a traditionally dressed Elizabethan-era fool. Shoes and hat with bells on the ends, short pantaloons and a fool’s dtick.
So, our national fool is going to speak on April Fool’s Day. And no one in his press office said “Hold up, how ‘bout we do that Thursday?” #DJT
One of my baby’s first words was “moon.”
Three crocheted hens—one purple stripes, one primary stripes and one solid orange—on an open notebook surrounded by sparkling silver and pink yarns and three skeins of orange, blue and red self-striping yarns.
Found a super-quick #crochet hen pattern so I dug through my stash today to find all the stripey yarn I’ve bought and never used. My evening is now planned. I also found some sparkle yarns so I can have some disco chickens, too.
Maybe if it was blue or green, I wouldn’t have immediately thought of Aunt Gayle’s art but coral pink? What else could it be?
A logo with the name “Claude” in Times New Roman (?) with a flesh colored asterisk to its left.
Line drawing by BellStudioDesigns of a cartoonish cat showing its butt, an asterisk, to the view
Screenshot from the Bob’s Burgers episode featuring Gayle’s paintings of animal anuses that look like the Claude chatbot logo.
Watching the #F1 practice session and noticed this interesting logo for the @anthropic.com #AI #chatbot. It’s interesting to me that the chatbot has presumably trained on the entirety of human knowledge contained on the interwebs but doesn’t know their logo is a cat’s butthole.
SCHLAPP: “How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?”
CPAC CROWD: “YEAH!”
SCHLAPP: “NO! Wrong answer… let’s try it again. How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?”
CPAC CROWD: *CHEERS AGAIN* 😬
(From @atrupar.com )
Screenshot of text conversation Husband: Do you have a spare notebook? Me: Hahahahahahaha What size? Husband: Composition Me: OK
Composition notebook with blue cover and stylized Batman driving a Batmobile with the words “Ready for Action” under the Gotham skyline and the Batsignal.
#Notebook superpower activated! Something I bought three years ago for $1 is now in use!
A chocolate lab looks skeptical as her Ma’am eats Pistachio and Almond gelato from the container.
The only thing that makes this palatable is the stripe of chocolate sauce that makes the whole thing taste like chocolate. Without it, the pistachio layer tastes like dirt and the almond layer tastes like…nothing. But I needed some emotional support to get me through the UK game. #BBN
I had to take her for a walk to get her to clear off!
Told my husband today, I will dance in front of our house and then go up to the high street and dance, a la Cindy Lauper, from one end to the other. And then I will have the champagne I am saving for the occasion.
