And let’s not forget the cornfather himself, Reggie Miller

First trae, then Hali, and now CJ god I wish the Knicks’ villains weren’t so goddamn corny

Thought Mike Brown actually coached a good first three quarters, but we looked completely lost once Atlanta switched their coverage on Brunson

Would have loved to have an ATO with some KAT Brunson action, but sure an off balance rushed drive by Bridges who was 3-9 at the point is good too I guess

No timeout there is WILD

League Pass + VPN combo stays winning

Dyson Daniels looks like he just opened a package from Acme that contains dynamite

A subway ad for Glance - an AI shopper. The ad features a male model that looks like clavicular and that one dude from heated rivalry had a baby. It reads: “hey glance, style me I inherited taste (and not just money). The internet was a mistake

Might be the worst AI subway ad yet

I too did a Catholic run on my first playthrough

Get ready for some thicc thighs (swollen from tattooing)

I like to think that NY's unemployment site is down because all of my former nyc-based coworkers are trying to file since we were the ones cut instead of the SF team. Surely the fact that California requires employers to pay out unused PTO whereas NY doesn't didn't factor into this decision at all

Sanja Tomašević pissed away Houston’s season. I understand JT was limited today and Hancock had been marinating on the sidelines all season, but that third set was a coaching blunder masterclass

“Eat healthy, work out, and go to bed on time” No! NO!!

I feel like I need to find a Wall Street short king to findom now that I’m in my unemployed era

2 meters tall in my cowboy boots dear god i feel powerful

iOS update autocorrecting “on line” to “in line” making me sound like some loser ass transplant bitch (I’m from nj)

Me entering my funemployment era at my local pub that has $5 Industrial Arts pints

Writing’s been on the wall for a while but I just got laid off if anybody has any connections in the localization industry it would be much appreciated 🙏

Use Meta AI tools and you too can generate videos of volleyball players with terrible mechanics who play for RaƍƬa Esporte

pussy 5 years ago today pussy 10,000 more years pussy forever long live pussy

The beauty of Artemis II coupled with the threat of nuclear war is the thesis statement of 2026

Can’t win with these cats

Post from r/tattoos. The title reads: Question: Would this make for a good tattoo on my arm? And would my workplace accept this? (Goldman Sachs) The image is of a Mr Peanut knockoff with grills and a fedora and disembodied right hand of a black man with a Rolex. It’s an absurd image like those ones where they simulate you having a stroke and you can’t recognize anything in the photo

Do it buddy

The flowers are blooming the birds are chirping the guy across the street is back to jacking off with the windows wide open spring is truly in the air

Incredible that this happened in Independence, NJ and he also did a similar crash at a home in Liberty, NJ

(Me listening to a conservative cat talking about how gay marriage is a slippery slope and next thing you know he’ll be able to marry humans) Ooooh big stretch

I know vacancies aren’t the real issue when it comes to the housing crisis and tens of thousands of new units will need to be built, but it’s nice seeing apartments open up that aren’t the usual glass building luxury apartments that have been popping up around the neighborhood

There have been two buildings on my block that have been vacant for years and since the start of the new year they’ve both been renovated (possibly sold to a new owner) and the first tenants are moving in this week

Me listening to a vote blue no matter who democrat describe the Frank Grimes episode of The Simpsons: "you see, the cruelty is the point"

Saving it for the Majora’s Mask remake