Close up of Zohran Mamdani saying “Well, today we're taxing the rich.”

Me, sending Boo to steal a star in Mario Party:

First bsky and now tumblr… not a great week to be a terminally online homosecksuelle… #MyWebsites

It’s all about the mindset 💆‍♂️

a drawing a suicine but its headcrest has been swapped with a cool S

Cool S-uicune

That’s much more doable 😏 I actually got my PhD in sitting 😌

It’s not good to hold yourself to impossible standards 🙂‍↔️

Twice as dad…

You have kitty… of course you are dad 😽

It’s like a fidget toy for horny dads 🍑✨

You’re either watching birds with me, or watching birds against me… or mayhaps some other third thing 🤔❓

shuttle dog the dogg with the shuttle on em

Kirby holding a longsword and saying “RESPECT TRANS PEOPLE OR DIE!”

Y’all’s daily reminder

Kristi Noem's husband while she was out back shooting their dog

Screenshot of Elfie without DLSS. (It's an old screenshot of Elfie in the apartment section of the game.)

Picture of an elephant in a room. The DLSS 5 On label is there for the meme as it's similar to the screenshot of Elfie in the apartment. This photo comes from this article: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/southafrica/10736896/Baby-elephant-wanders-into-South-African-living-room.html

The differences with DLSS5 need to be addressed.

Mayhaps the AYCE hotpot place was redundant, since I got all the meat he could eat right here 👹

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamd... @mayor.nyc.gov Locked, loaded, plowing.

Man I wish

If you see this post, do it🫡

Pronouns: he/him
Height: 5’ 7.25", 1,70815m
Shoe: 41 EU, 8 US, 7.5 UK
Zodiac: Virgo
Smoke: Nop
Tattoos: 5
Piercings: None
Favourite drink: Mojito

“Is this about the gay credit card?”

Then I’d just be naked… that’s illeagle…

Bf asked me for a pic of me in the thong he got me and I’m like babe I swear I’m wearing it

Me waiting for my husband to come home from not existing 😩 damn Verizon outage…

Tweet “I'm a triple threat—| can sing, I can dance, and I just found a gun”

Final Fantasy X-2 (2003)