Do I actually believe this will be the outcome? No, not really. But I need to manifest something good for once in my life to make me happy.
#StanleyCup #Flyers

If the Flyers don't win the Cup this year, the next best thing would be for the Lightning to lose to the Kings in the finals, so Corey Perry can lose yet another Stanley Cup against the team that traded him away this season

My guy just hit a full-on dab in 2026 in the middle of a Flyers game

Last 2 days: 27°+C
Right now:

Things that describe me?

lmfao 😭

Just two fuzzy buddies

Why in god's name would I need to draw on a photo my doordash driver sent me...

Me and the homies getting ready to watch a new season of Scrubs tonight

Was this your card? 🪄

Got an EKG yesterday, Dr. Turk would be proud :)

My footprints are finally gone!

Finally, a net i can dunk on

I feel like there's a story here

Sorry, did sonic fking die on my route?

If anyone lost their entire orange hmu I found it (it's not very far from where you lost your sandwich)

Life, uh, finds a way

Bro just buy the other half of the shovel next time it'll be easier

Coolest ground in town 😎

Uh, also fluorescent green snow please advise

I know not to eat yellow snow but no one ever told me about blue snow can I eat it pls respond :)

Oh, good, looks like they came back for some of that sandwich :)

Hey if anyone lost their full sandwich I found it dm me

Me advertising myself for a date

It snew

That's why they call me Ice Man (I presume, idk, I never asked)

"don't worry, we salted the roads"
the salt: