there's more than 300 replies here, so I assume someone already noted Ted Cruz literally said with his mouth that the point of Green Eggs and Ham was "don't try new things."

lol k

I've always done this. Literally ONE time in the past 30 years, a drunk woman on NYE tried to fight me about it. her friend pulled her away. "[Name], she's BEING NICE."

I like how the economist guy literally blames housing prices for the guys refusing to work, and then two grafs later it says women are participating in the labor force more than men AND as they outearn their husbands, they're doing more of the housework.

Everything's awesome!

Have I Told You Lately That I Love You? Damn, it's been a while, huh?

well I needed *something* for everyone to comment around on a Sunday

www.wonkette.com/p/have-i-tol...

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

sure!

damn, this one's HARSH

Lauren Boebert Just Wondering Why Congress So Full Of Horndog Beetlejuicers Doctor Red Cross worker heal thyself.

Lauren Boebert Just Wondering Why Congress So Full Of Horndog Beetlejuicers
www.wonkette.com/p/lauren-boe...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com

Exactly one year ago today:

TOO MUCH CASELOAD. CANT FINISH THE INVESTIGATION IN NINE MONTHS.

Idaho elected official accused of stabbing girl in attack along Payette River The man and several others allegedly fought with and threatened to kill members of an Ada County family who were rafting near Horseshoe Bend.

well this is fucking something, Boise Police. (Gift link)

www.idahostatesman.com/news/northwe...

Virginia Ex-Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax Kills Wife and Self, Police Say

OH SHIT.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/u...

it wasn't true!

That’s not entirely fair, because it is a well-known fact that virtually every Wonkette piece is a better and more accurate description of world events than one can find anywhere else.

that's a really fuckin good point.

Wait, that person says *Daughters of the Confederacy* wasn't *celebrating the Confederacy*????

I did a few of @charlesgaba.com 's legislative candidate bundles, and with $100 split between TWENTY OR MORE candidates each time, I got handwritten thank you cards from like a dozen of them.

They're not even taking FIVE DOLLARS for granted.

DoorDash Granny Didn’t Get $11,000 Tax Refund, Is Frequent Flier Republican Prop These people are so full of shit.

I take your point, but that Daily Beast story is dogshit that just uncritically repeats all the admin's claims about what she saved, etc. I invite you to have a better one!

www.wonkette.com/p/doordash-g...

ohhhhhhhh. ok thank you.

What Is a 'Just War'? What qualifies as a war that is moral to wage? What does the Catholic Church teach about 'Just War' theory? Click here for an answer.

No, it's not in the Bible. It's based on the writing of St Augustine

www.catholic.com/qa/what-is-a...

the Catholic Church says there is, and he's responding to the Catholic Church

it's in-bounds

kinda funny how Republican voters are inarguably happier when a Dem is president. they don’t actually want to be in charge of shit, they want to roll coal and whip themselves into a frenzy over wholly imaginary liberal tyranny. now they’ve caught the car and it fuckin sucks

Mr. Trump, sir, why have you not put bigger tits on the green m&m as you promised

oh I thought you were reconsidering wanting us to write about it laughcryemoji :)

I don't know Jorts, but that the way that clip ended was woof.

we REALLY don't cover California enough, esp because something like a third of our readers are there.

Why is the thread making you reconsider though?

(I mean until today)

you mean more than the none we've covered it so far?

thanks!

that's a really strange place to clip that answer. Can you tell me where in the panel she said this please?