yummmmm

a toast water and beef tea frappe please

my claude said i deserve a raise

Grindr is an AI-native platform

Having a colorblind husband is great. Every day I get to be like
‘What color do you think this is?’
‘Brown’
‘Wow, no, not at all. It’s a dark, burnt orange’

i wont forgive him for what he did on that one song

you go to to a studio executive nowadays and say ‘show about weird little guy’ and they say ‘no’

they don’t make shows like ‘alf’ anymore

@mrrickygervais.bsky.social please contact me. my mother has told me that i am your illegitimate daughter and i am struggling to break into the liverpool comedy scene. any help you can provide will be appreciated and i promise to keep this private

lmao

who amongst us

the show me state

let’s just say this cowboy’s steak don’t hunt #txsen

they don’t let you slice sea lions for kids in day care anymore

how about this: jamdani and I’m shoving my hand in a jar of jam and then a bunch of bees swarm down and sting it

I’m driving you nuts? YOU’re the one who confused Siouxsie Sioux and Xiu Xiu 😳

why when you inject sql its bad but when you inject a dependency it’s good. explain this code nerds

people complain about 'enshittification' but the number on my calendar just keeps getting bigger

if a cow looks like this inside, you should just let it be

the most beautiful cat you’ve ever seen. her name is sapphire

that’s tiny. I could big one builder

did you know i went to hahvuhd

just unearthed some intriguing lore

they’re in hell now

amerikans

mooke it mooke sense

My husband is a potet

i made a slushie from the ‘democracy’ ice statue and got sick

this is ai slop. the bill it cites hasn’t been voted on legiscan.com/IL/bill/HB40...

@bsky.app PLEASE hire me. I WILL get drunk and angry at users for very little reason

tbh i kinda love that bsky is just petty forum drama masquerading as a tech company