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Posts by L.A. Witt

I'm not sure we have a more explicit example of an artist who said "hey, if you give me any money I will definitely go hurt this small group of people with it, so.... money please??"

Some situations have nuance. She smashed all nuance with a sledgehammer years ago.

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the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

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I need every hotel chain to consider the following when they decide on shower and faucet configurations:

If you've been flying for 80 million hours and are jetlagged to the point of hallucinating, do you want FANCY shower controls? Or EASY FUNCTIONAL INTUITIVE ones?

Stop with the nonsense.

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Audiobook plans are definitely in the works! ;)

1 month ago 1 0 1 0
May 20, 2026. Edging Coach written by Gabbi Grey and L.A. Witt. Listed tropes: Age gap, player/coach, forbidden love + forced proximity, younger experienced Dom + older novice sub, hockey.

May 20, 2026. Edging Coach written by Gabbi Grey and L.A. Witt. Listed tropes: Age gap, player/coach, forbidden love + forced proximity, younger experienced Dom + older novice sub, hockey.

Coming Soon: Edging Coach. Quote from book: There I was. In the locker room of the team I was here to coach. Face to face with the man who'd put me on my knees last night.

Coming Soon: Edging Coach. Quote from book: There I was. In the locker room of the team I was here to coach. Face to face with the man who'd put me on my knees last night.

COMING SOON:
Edging Coach

* Age Gap
* Player/Coach
* Forbidden Love + Forced Proximity
* Younger experienced Dom + older novice sub
* Hockeyyy!

www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSWHBV7W

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I still don't understand how this isn't the headline everywhere. If Biden or Obama said the words, "I'm allowed to destroy the country" Fox News would be giving tips on where to buy pitchforks and torches.

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I'm a law guy, not a politics knower, but "Trump illegally taxed/stole $175 billion from Americans" seems like good messaging.

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Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times “Breaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a “Share” option and a bell icon.

Smartphone screenshot showing two New York Times “Breaking News” push notifications. The first, at 5:38 AM, says Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over links to Jeffrey Epstein, citing the BBC. The second, at 2:01 AM, says Yoon Suk Yeol, South Korea’s ousted leader, was found guilty of leading an insurrection over his 2024 martial law decree. Each notification includes a “Share” option and a bell icon.

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

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Thank you so much! <3

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Thanks for the shoutout! <3

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There's a delightful gay romance novella with the premise that two guys both go to the zoo for one of these events and it turns out they are paying to feed salmon to bears in the name of the same ex-boyfriend.

"Two Dead Fish Named Kevin" by @gallagherwitt.bsky.social

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I'll be signing (and selling) books at the Bethel Park Half Price Books on Saturday from 2-4pm!

Come by, get a book vandalized, and find out what kind of unhinged nonsense flies out of my mouth when I'm supposed to be professional!

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But today, they're proving what we've known all along:

They don't think the Second Amendment applies to ALL Americans, just the ones they agree with, and they LOVE tyranny as long as their guy is in charge.

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You know, back when they acted (unconvincingly) like they believed the Second Amendment existed so people could stand up to tyranny.

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I'm old enough to remember when right wing ammosexuals didn't say things like "if you show up armed instead of protesting peacefully, you're going to get shot!" or "if you show up with a gun, you're not there protesting peacefully!"

2 months ago 6 0 1 0

There’s always skeletons in the closet of someone who’s against trans rights on the grounds of "children’s safety".

And by "skeletons" I mean child sexual assault material, and by "closet" I mean hard drives.

3 months ago 16 8 2 0

Wait so after ***TRUMP*** describes immigrants as invaders, rapists, animals, terrorists, etc., and people on the left as violent radical extremists...

...NOW we need to stop the hateful rhetoric?

Fuuuuuuuuck yoooooou.

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

I definitely can't argue with this. XD

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It's here!!

NEXT MAN UP is available now!
Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, Paperback, and Hardcover!

www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...

3 months ago 8 1 0 0

Yeah it's a chonker. lol I'm not 100% sure what the plan is for audio, but it will most likely be a single narrator. With a cast that big, it's a lot easier to keep voices/accents consistent.

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** AVAILABLE TOMORROW!! **

Next Man Up is ALMOST here!

$2.99 preorder!

www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...

#mmromance #hockeyromance #gayhockeyromance

3 months ago 7 0 1 0
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Launch FRAMED in a DUET Narration! Help us bring this book to life in a *DUET* narration with Nick J. Russo and Michael Ferraiuolo!

I'm not saying this is going to be the greatest audiobook ever, but it's going to come damn close. My new novel with @gallagherwitt.bsky.social will be narrated duet-style if we get this Kickstarter funded!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/gal...

3 months ago 4 1 0 0

Fuck everyone who has ever supported this semi-sentient glob of congealed self-tanner.

You did this. The blood of Venezuelan civilians and American service members is on your hands.

I hope that haunts you for the rest of your life.

I know it won't. But I hope it does.

3 months ago 9 1 0 0
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Make 2026 the year you WRITE! I can help!

* Writing Faster for the Win

* Everything I Learned the Hard Way (so you don't have to!)

* Heat Up Your Hot Scenes

www.gallagherwitt.com/-non-fiction...

#booksforwriters #writinglife #writing #writer

3 months ago 3 0 1 0
Cover art for Next Man Up by L.A. Witt. Quote: "There was no hockey anymore without missing my best friend."

Cover art for Next Man Up by L.A. Witt. Quote: "There was no hockey anymore without missing my best friend."

Coming January 7:
NEXT MAN UP

$2.99 Preorder

30% of royalties go to the John and Matthew Gaudreau Foundation.

www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...

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Cover art for Next Man Up on top of an ice background. Text reads "Next Man Up, January 7, 2026." Quote reads "There was no hockey anymore without missing my best friend."

Cover art for Next Man Up on top of an ice background. Text reads "Next Man Up, January 7, 2026." Quote reads "There was no hockey anymore without missing my best friend."

The heartache begins January 7th.

Next Man Up
www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...

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Come for the hockey, stay for the feels.

NEXT MAN UP
$2.99 preorder - Available January 7

www.amazon.com/Next-Man-Up-...

4 months ago 6 0 0 0
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Image describes the two On the Board books with tropes. Rookie Mistake is Rookie/Veteran, Kinky, and Hurt/Comfort. Scoreless Game is Oblivious dumbasses to lovers, Asexual MC, and the slowest of burns. There's more to come in the series.

Image describes the two On the Board books with tropes. Rookie Mistake is Rookie/Veteran, Kinky, and Hurt/Comfort. Scoreless Game is Oblivious dumbasses to lovers, Asexual MC, and the slowest of burns. There's more to come in the series.

Just a reminder that I've written some m/m hockey romances, and if you've enjoyed Heated Rivalry, you might like these, as well. The first two are co-written with @gallagherwitt.bsky.social, and are long, plot-heavy books. Both deal with some trauma, you check the warnings in the preview.

4 months ago 31 14 4 3

Reasons why he is saying this:
* To convince people tariffs have done great things. The greatest ever. Things no one has seen before.
* To get praise from his sycophants.

Things that are not true:
* Trump can end income tax.
* Trump wants to end income tax for anyone but the ultra rich and himself.

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