*flops, sweaty, dopey grin on my face*
Hehehehehe

~~Kot.exe has encountered a problem~~

My fault for only really going to bed 4 hours ago I guess ;_;

Awake, despite all my best efforts, because SOMEONE takes offense to me staying in bed past 9am. Just spent over an hour trying to resist his meowing, snuffling in my face, and trampling all over me. He doesn't even WANT anything, immediately went to his blanket as soon as I got up. -.-

Is true. We are.

Keeping fingers crossed for you

Teehee :3c

*Puts a "FORMER HUMAN" sticker on your forehead*

No, no, don't peel that off. It's important for later. Trust me ^.^

Thanks... Still nowhere near 100% better, but I don't want to let that stop me from having fun

*ponders how a solitary smelly sock is standing on its own before continuing the hunt*

Feeling a little bit better. And you know what that means...

*Starts prowling for people to shrink and flatten into tattoos*

I've always wanted a pair of boots or sneakers like this

Took a top off a hanger, turned around, sat in my chair, put it on... And about 30 seconds later the hanger started violently swinging back and forth loudly. Almost fell off the bar.

... If I'm being haunted, the ghost better at least be cute

Mood slightly better now. My friends make everything better, but my girlfriend makes everything amazing 🥺

4. The people running it are actively hostile towards trans women

Ugh, I wanna horny post but I just can't. Had a bad existential breakdown this morning and that part of my brain is just off. Squishing or transforming people just wouldn't be enjoyable -.-

Woooooo full blown ugly crying breakdown in therapy to start my day. And I can't even go back to bed because I'm waiting on groceries ;_;

Jfc I'M more functional than this app

Aww I'm sure you're tougher than you look. In fact, I'll give you a chance to prove it! I'll just shrink you down, then lift up my boob, put you under it, aaaaand now hold it up! You can do it! I believe in you!

...or not. Oh well, you'll make for a cute tattoo once you're squashed flat ^.^

Right? I've been trying to fake my way out of it for weeks but I don't think it's working

Thanks for the reminder! I hadn't done so in like 10 minutes, was going to get off schedule

Ugghhh can't stop clenching my jaw and grinding my teeth... Clearly I need a cute shrunken putty girl to chew on and blow bubbles with. That is the obvious solution *Nods*

Can always count on you, Mona ^.^

If talking to my wand like it used to be a person is wrong, I don't want to be right.

... I mean, odds are it DID used to be a person, but like heck if I can remember. Only the really fun objects get remembered ^.^

Oh no, awful wordplay, one of my many weaknesses >.>

Alrighty then, I need to start putting money away for gas for the NC-Minnesota run, the details are in the last update as to why because that’s my run for Fable.
I have busted my ass to make everything else fall into place for this excursion and it is the last time I will asking for help.

Oh the silly former pup definitely will, despite its protests ^.^

Seriously, hims so cuddly <3

Don't worry. We'll bump those numbers up. After all, you "accidentally" gave us 48 hours