“Drunker than Milwau—“
“YES”

MAXIMUM PLAYOFF HOCKEY

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Here we go again

In this house, we Jam the Nite

The entirety of Phases 4 & 5 were a Danger Room simulation

absolute vanity to think our robot deaths will be at the hands of robots who agree that the human body is the perfect killing form. we have tonsils.

CONCACAF bullshit

If it bounced more than once it’s AI, it can’t do multiple bounces

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

I cannot overstate how profoundly influential Space Ghost Coast to Coast was on my being. When I was a sullen teenager, it was Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and The X-Files that gave me a window into a weird world into which a weird kid like me would someday fit.

Going to win the Stalney Cup

because CD players, walkmans, and VCRs usually fucking worked and did precisely what was asked of them without relogging in and syncing and re-entering passwords and getting confirmation codes and doing 2FA with out TV and phone and clicking a fake "remember me" box that's fucking why

unfluencer

It is like this at NBA games, too. The last two times I went to a Bucks game, the audio/visuals and crowd interactions were literally non-stop, there was zero natural game/arena noise, everything was programmed and sponsored and loud. It was mentally and physically draining and I’ll never go back.

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

he would, is the thing

bluesky is down and it's going to stay down. bluesky is gone forever. it's gone forever and you're high. you're high and everyone knows it and you're going to be high forever too

OUT: singles to left field
IN: shingles to left field

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong Instrument’s Loud, Resonant Crash Can Be Disruptive

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

prosciutto

"It's a world that's mostly comprised of water, some might even say it's a Waterworld."

why is this photo giving Final Destination energy

I maintain that among the media's biggest mistakes has been continuing to ask Trump questions as if he's a normal guy instead of asking things like "Can you explain who Jesus is" or "Describe the process of pumping gas"

I Am Jesus Christ is $13.49 on Steam buff.ly/afCmlCl

A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…

I genuinely believe that people don't appreciate just how much of all the bad vibes right now are still largely a COVID hangover. It was a profoundly traumatizing event for American society, on the order of the civil war or the great depression and we've largely decided to just pretend

The Pope is SOFT regarding the scourge of VAMPIRES and needs to RELEASE FUNDING AND SUPPLIES TO THE BELMONT FAMILY IMMEDIATELY!!!

Gato, your response?

We need this energy. Nothing less than completing Reconstruction.