'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

Scientists thrilled as an elusive Greenland shark washes up in Ireland | CBC When Dublin scientist Emma Murphy got word that a dead Greenland shark had washed up on the shores of northwestern Ireland, she was gobsmacked. Not only are the massive and ancient ocean dwellers not...

"They are likely far more widespread than we know," [Dean Grubbs] said. "There just aren’t people sampling the depths to frequently see them."

GREENLAND SHARKS 🦈 GREENLAND SHARKS 🦈

I would love to keep the wild Mod costumes.

I was just saying the other day that The Prisoner would be a great choice for a remake. You could keep it the same era, modernize it, or even Sci-Fi it.

Congrats to John Apple.

I've done a bunch of assemblies at schools these past two weeks. I always talk to them about "A.i." One thing I'm realizing: many elementary school kids think "A.i." = "the internet." They don't know LLMs didn't exist a few years ago. They think all info comes from them.

May I suggest actual diplomats this time? And stop tweeting about how you are going to wipe them off the face of the planet.

Anthropic takes $5B from Amazon and pledges $100B in cloud spending in return | TechCrunch Amazon has made another circular AI deal: It's investing another $5 billion in Anthropic. Anthropic has agreed to spend $100 billion on AWS in return.

Amazon has made another circular AI deal: It's investing another $5 billion in Anthropic. Anthropic has agreed to spend $100 billion on AWS in return.

Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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This is about as terrifying as it gets when it comes to flying umbrellas. This is exactly how people end up impaled. While this incident happened in a stadium, it is much more common to see this happen on a beach. Buy a beach umbrella that meets new anchor safety standards this summer.

Newts in suits

Well soooooomebody is trying to keep his job by pleasing Daddy.

Lou Zocchi with his ventriloquism dummy, Woody.

The legendary game designer, distributor, and publisher Louis Zocchi has left us at the age of 91. He founded Zocchi Distribution (the first distributor dedicated exclusively to hobby games) and Gamescience (which made games and polyhedral dice).

Caitlyn Jenner Appeals to Trump, Saying She Cannot Travel After Passport Gender Changed to 'Male' Jenner's passport reissued with male gender marker, sparking a personal and political conflict.

you there! fetch my smallest of stringed instruments

Inheritance, medical decisions, child custody, the usual ways

Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

Straight of Hormuz opens and closes at the sound of the NYSE bell ringing.

That's only 2 words

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

AI is not inevitable. I don't know if/when the bubble may burst and neither does anyone else. What I do know is people are pushing back against using it and states are pushing back against data centers. If it's so good, they wouldn't need to fight this hard to cram it down our throats.

my favorite genre of cinema is "robot fall down"

A box of "Entertaining Crackers"

Who called it the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and not

Every space station needs a good gorilla suit.

Trump says McDonald's delivery stunt was 'tacky' President Donald Trump on Thursday admitted the stunt of having a DoorDash driver deliver McDonald's to the White House was 'tacky.'

Great job, DoorDash PR. Piss off all your users who hate fascism and still get thrown under the bus by the fascist.

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