Happy “Balentimes” Day!

Mom? Can you pick me up? People on the Internet are being weird about bisexuals again…

fuck ice 🖕🏼

As a childcare provider of nearly a decade, if a strange man shows up to the front door of a daycare with a camera crew demanding to see kids, we’re starting a lockdown and calling the police not letting in some dude trying to cosplay investigative journalism.

No code, no key, no id = NO KIDS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THATS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Donald Trump and Tim Walz will not see your comments on the r-slur, your friends and family with learning and developmental disabilities will. And they will remember what you said.

I relate to Leo Valdez because I too have undiagnosed autism from my father

When my sister is pissing me off that is no longer my sister, that is my parent’s other daughter.

#polytrix is the definition of “me and the bad bitches I pulled by being autistic” but they’re all both the autistic in question and one of the bad bitches

I was never really a Batman fan (admittedly I was quite the Marvel supremacist back in my superhero era 😂) however I have been enjoying Batman x Percy Jackson crossovers on Ao3 and I love when the tags are like “no beta we die like Jason” and then it’s like “both of them” or “you choose which one”

Penelope did not spend years weaving and unweaving a shroud and issuing a challenge of not just strength but wit and skill to be boiled down to “Odysseus’ wife”

Like preferably they’d be dressed in like Mycenaean Bronze Age clothing but like I’d be happy with Hellenistic period clothing because I get that most people think “The Odyssey->Ancient Greece->Hellenistic Era” and I can agree on intentional anachronism for the sake of recognizability.

I’m not usually too harsh of a historical costume accuracy critic but like it doesn’t look like Ancient Greek to me.

The costumes…
I don’t like this rock…
Robert it’s PISSING ME OFF

Me to my sister: Let’s go to target I want more makeup wipes
My sister: but those are so bad for your skin
Me: but not removing my makeup is worse so…

kitten with big black eyes with overlaying text that says “i dont care if i have microplastics in my body you know what else is in there? love. joy. kindness. they will take care of the microplastics”

My lecture quite literally breaks the character limit here by over 1000 characters so notes app screenshot it is!

Persephone, queen of the underworld also known as Kore, goddess of springtime

Absolutely bestie 🫶🏻

I have an unhealthy obsession with Ao3, I probably read several novels worth of polytrix and percabeth in a week, it’d be more probably but I am sadly employed 😔😂

the X logo in black and white

the Bluesky logo, a white butterfly outline on a blue gradient background

all that time I sat you were just
alone in my tower honing your powers

Fun (actually pretty depressing) fact! Most women get diagnosed with developmental conditions like ADHD and Autism late, particularly after they have a child diagnosed with said condition(s)!

Me: I’m not gonna feed the troll they just want a reaction I should’ve give them what they want
Also me: *getting dragged away from the offending troll) WELL ACTUALLY ACCORDING TO….

Big day for me specifically

Guys I apparently share a birthday with Rumi of Kpop Demon Hunters

Maybe just a lilllll

She has spoken on this in her own way. She was legitimately offended when people claimed that she was gonna quit writing just because she was getting married and planning a family. It’s us random people on the internet who’ve decided to ignore that and claim that she’s promoted an ideal she rejects.

So random assholes online decide they’re gonna make Taylor Swift a “tradwife” because she *checks notes* is engaged to a man and wants kids. And now that maga has claimed it because we allowed those bs claims to run, Taylor’s responsible for containing the fallout?

Replacing threads spot with tumblr in my social media folder so I will be more tempted to look at Polytrix content than Taylor Swift ragebait.