What a fun poster

Wind

#ff Middle class women of a certain age

Monday

Just say it’s because of woke and it’ll be fine

I hear your boyfriend is kind of a big deal on the Nextdoor App

No they fucking can’t

YES!

At least it’s a different kind of shit weather

Just skimmed down “popular with friends” and it was all nudes of your dad

“Top of the league and having a laugh”

Just had some salt and vinegar Pringles so strong I could see the future

Is Stefan Dennis on here yet?

Feels like there should be a temperature we can all agree on

Just dropped the eldest of. It was -5 degrees. Which I am against

Ayup! Yes I am well…I trust you are also well

This was an exciting day

Had to do an emergency shop run for toilet roll

Knocking up some couscous and don’t care who knows

1 substitution on my shopping delivery

In my haste to be an efficient father and parent I have accidentally washed all the stickers everyone got for completing the course like ruddy brave soldiers

Also today someone knocked on the door and asked if I’d been on The Chase. I’m going to need to get security like Lady Gaga, Steph McGovern and other celebrities like us

It’s my last day of leave this week so I’m sorting out my clothes cupboard/drawers #PartyTime

Back now, no one died

I’m going to Go Ape today.

By which I mean in the ‘treetop rope course’ way; not the ‘have you seen what the bloody government has done now’ way

Still thinking about that zesty cheesecake to be honest

I recently started watching Succession; it’s a new show, you might like it

You know it, win/win

It was an orange label too