Wow, I never realized you're 17 years older than me

Somehow there have been no applications for Hugh in the almost 5 months he’s been at the rescue. He is the perfect goofy orange guy who just wants love and pets. Someone please give him the home and endless belly rubs he deserves! (Located in northern MD)

Hiding my face in the break room at work as I go to town on a kiwi Denethor-style

Jean-Paul Sartre, who famously wrote "l'enfer, c'est les autres" or "Hell, it's other people"

The Metro is single-tracking, I got stuck in a car with dozens of kids from a private high school, and now the car smells like burning rubber.

Nikki Giovanni’s Wonderful Poems Celebrating Libraries and Librarians “(You never know what troubled little girl needs a book)”

www.themarginalian.org/2015/12/11/n... #NationalLibraryWeek

I'm excited for season 3 of The Terror. I need more horror miniseries.

The spider that bit Peter Parker is also down there fighting crime. A moth stealing a silkworms’s silk. Bee trapping bugs in honey. He’s like I will dedicate my one-to-two-year lifespan to protecting the pile of mulch that I love lol. Mary Jane is a grasshopper.

It felt like they didn't want her to win the series but put her in the top two instead of Darlene because they thought it would be a more exciting lip sync

Tabi, a white dog, waiting next to a pet gate. There is a stuffed shark and a bouncy ball on the ground next to her.

Tabi was playing with Giles and he ran away when she barked. She brought her toys to the gate to convince him to come back.

I finally saw the "We follow gambling laws" Kalshi ad in the wild

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!!

Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on!

I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

A haworthiopsis, a lithops, and a peperomia in little pots on the windowsill

I got some cute little succulents! I'm going to repot them all together later this week.

He knows all about Sun Powered Felines

Schumer sucks, but this is a little misleading.

A bunch of people are sharing this video and framing it as if it's new, but it's from 2018. The AIPAC speech he just gave blamed Netanyahu for the lack of a peace agreement.

Someone liked this photo and then immediately deactivated 😔

A cracked pepper & olive oil Triscuit with feta cheese and salmon caviar

Fancy cracker night

El Burro Macho is a future Chipotle menu item

Classic Blastoise

It's a very rich New England family setup. They probably have a boat in Newport.

Tell us the name of the restaurant!

I really want some new items and Pokemon added. The VP hasn't been too bad for me, but I'm using a lot of transferred Pokemon

Alia from Dune (1984), standing on a flaming battlefield holding a crysknife in one hand and gom jabbar in the other, while closing her eyes and smiling

Me when misfortune strikes my foes

I would feel worse for these guys setting an impossible beauty standard for themselves and hurting themselves to achieve it if they weren't also rampant misogynists. I don't care if they're secretly gay or just really depressed. That's not an excuse to be sexist fascists.

Canadian whiskey is one thing, but I'm not importing wine from the frozen north. Good wine comes from happy grapes or whatever.

Alia from Dune (1984), standing on a flaming battlefield holding a crysknife in one hand and gom jabbar in the other, while closing her eyes and smiling

Me when misfortune strikes my foes

Absofuckinglutely Kirby bike

She got her bath today

I woke up early this morning to find my cat laying on my pillow, resting his chin on the back of my head

Nope, we don't have them!