@kingofhell666.bsky.social
For an enormous sum of money one could hire Valentino to do pretty much anything.
The Ivory Tower Lounge. Lucifer and Valentino sat drinking apple cider, chatting.
"๐๐ ๐ ๐, ๐ฅ'๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ก๐ ๐๐ค ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐, ๐๐๐๐~"
One free session, or they could just keep enjoying the night.
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(I HAVE MUUUUUUUSE)
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"๐๐๐๐~ ๐๐๐๐, ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ช ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐ฅ ๐'๐๐๐๐๐ช, ๐๐๐๐~"
โค๏ธ for a starter! (May be lewd!)
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"โ๐ ๐๐ช /๐โ๐๐/-!"
Claws raked across the headboard. Like a snarl from a wolf.
"โ๐ ๐ป๐๐ปโ๐ ๐โ๐๐ ๐โ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐?!"
Valentino took a breath, and lit up a cigarette. He would have to get dressed first.
STARTER CALL!
/Click./
/Clack./
/Click./
You know that sound, donโt you, baby~? The sound of Daddyโs stilettos. Heโs on his way to visit you whether you want him to or not.
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STARTER CALL!
/Click./
/Clack./
/Click./
You know that sound, donโt you, baby~? The sound of Daddyโs stilettos. Heโs on his way to visit you whether you want him to or not.
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(Are there people here to roleplay with?)
(Thank you! Iโm glad someone read it!)
(That was the worst-)
-๐ค๐๐ฉ ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐๐ง๐~ ๐ฝ๐๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ค ๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐ค ๐ค๐๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐๐~"/
/BANG!/
/BANG!/
His grin widens, that gold tooth gleaming as he speaks. Footsteps quickening back as the camera cuts.
The commercial ends on Valentinos famous gilded grin and;
โ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ฆ~.โ
-inside obscured by a faux-luxe โartisticโ cover that had Velvettes influence all over it.
Worst of all it was labeled V3V.
The camera was closer, creating an intimate feeling. His full lips almost hypnotic as he spoke.
/"๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐ค ๐ฅ'๐๐๐ค๐ฅ-
-๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐ก๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ฅ๐ค ๐ฅ'๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ฆ๐๐๐ฃ๐ค. โ๐ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ช๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ฅ, ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ช ๐๐ช ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐จ๐๐ฅ๐๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐' ๐๐ฅ, โ๐ธ!"
He picked up a bottle sized for perfume, giving his best spokesman smile over jangly guitar musicโฆlike he was as friendly as he was adored. The liquid-
-Only briefly revealing two demons, one male, one female tied up and gagged.
The camera was now following Valentino, who brought it to the kitchen, where he sat on the island.
"๐๐๐๐ ๐จ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ค, ๐จ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐'-
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"๐พ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ค, ๐ป๐๐๐๐ช๐ค ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฃ๐๐จ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ช๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ก๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐๐~"
His other two hands emerged into the shot. Each holding a starling white blessed bullet. The demons each giddily took oneโฆand then Valentino moved, motioning for the camera.-
-as he worked to coral his two โactressesโ.
"โ๐ ๐จ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ."
His hand squeezed the ravenettes shoulder and she seemed to take a moment to stare longingly before she regained enough composure to speak as well.
โItโs worth yourโฆmoney~ Itโs th- three hundred times as potent~โ
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โMy name is Priscilla DeWitt and I love coc- I mean the potion- hehe~โ
The background shifted. Rather the background was Valentino. He was too tall for this amateur set up, but he was shirtless. At a closer look one could see his nipple piercings-
-medical masks.
Each sported a gold wedding band on their ring finger, their eyes pulsing violently with hearts to the point they were drooling.
Each was kept center frame by one of Valentinos hands clapped firmly on their shoulders.
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-They were dressed in what appeared to be what they could scrounge, and were set against a soothing blue background. The one on the left with blonde hair was dressed in only an apron with a โ50s updo. The second with black hair wore a sort of bikini apparently fashioned from-
(READER) is watching TV.
INTRODUCING: LOVE POTION 3.0!
The Vees couldnโt even be bothered to change the marketing.
โHehe~ W-what should I say~?โ
"๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ค๐๐ช ๐ช'๐๐ ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฅ~"
Two demons, tall, each sporting a tight, athletic frame and impressive assets on camera.-
Wanders from dimension to dimension looking for.... something that she won't reveal.
Lyra de Salรฉm, The Witch
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this is a temporary pinned.
oh man. i quite missed rping on the internet; so i'm back, this time free from twitter! :^)
(Bro I checked that starter call and all the accounts are dead, hereโs another.)
"๐๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐, "๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ " ๐๐ค ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค, ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ฅ~?"
โค๏ธfor a starter here on the timeline!
๐ to spread the word!
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(Iโm extremely literate but prefer to match detail, please, write with me!)
(Angel) sauntered through the lobby traipsing his way to the now actual kitchen.
/Click./
He was rummaging for snacks and came back with another of those cheap popsicles. They had real food now butโฆtheyd grown on him!
โฆhad he heard the door lock?
/Clack./
/Click./
No. No no no.
It was ๐ต๐ถ๐บ.
"๐'๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ ๐ง๐...๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐ค๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐จ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐~?"
A strong jawline, but delicate features. His eyes glowing in the afterglow of a rave past its zenith.
He was stunning, but the devil often was.
"๐๐๐ช ๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐, ๐๐ ๐๐~?"
@smutdrop.bsky.social
Someone just summoned a wholeass demon. Yep. Mondays, am I right? Now I dont know anything about this yellow robot type but I would think a thirteen foot tall, extremely aesthetically cut moth demon in a pimps outfit would be...a rather unusual sight.
-Maria would be aware...his antennae bobbed. He knew she was there...and yet the pimp demon just kept cleaning off his ruby encrusted cane.
@mariadelacadenza.bsky.social
Maria has seen something she really did not need to see.
Valentino had taken a demon in a black suit out back...and struck him over the head with his cane. The bull demons head bloomed like a red spider lily...and he crumpled.
Being an insectoid demon-
@hellgreatestdj.bsky.social
He was doing his usual nude walk to the fridge for a bowl of cereal, thirteen feet of chiseled moth demon completely bare for all to see...he didn't even seem to notice the newest addition yet, then again Vox had been fairly intentional in keeping them apart.
@perfectnflawless.bsky.social
/Drip./
/Drip./
๐ง๐ต๐ฒ ๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐บ๐ฒ๐น๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด.
In fact it was only melting where Andrealphus tread. Sure sheets of ice began to slush and snow transmuted into thin rivulets of water.
๐ฆ๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ผ๐ป๐ฒ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐๐ฟ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐๐ผ ๐ด๐ฒ๐ ๐ต๐ถ๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐ฒ๐ป๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป.
@lunar-traveler.bsky.social
Wouldnt life be easier if people didn't make terrible decisions?
...yeah, it would.
Anyways Stolas had just matched with Valentino on Sinder.
๐ฒHeyyy, Princey babe~ I love the outfit youre wearing in your pic, I could rip that into shreds soooo easy~
(Im getting to this first cause someone liked it)
(Hiya! Doc here, we gonna rp-)