I'm quite excited for vampire crawlers.

Project Hail Mary | Watch Rocky Sleep (Ft. Original Motion Picture Score) YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios

youtu.be/afEsGG1O2m8

I should watch night court again.

Curious to see how apple changes under John Ternus.

With this new InfoWars, we will democratize psychological torture, welcoming brutal and sadistic ideas from everyone, even the very stupidest among us. It will be like the Manhattan Project, only instead of a bomb, we will be building a website. The InfoWars of tomorrow will converge into a swirling vortex of content about content, talent acquiring talent, rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry. This will be a dank, sunless place, one where panic and capital feed on each other like twins in the womb of a hulking, unknowable monster—a monster known by many names, but which I like to call modern-day America.

What a beautiful piece of writing from my boss, @brycetetraeder.bsky.social.

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الاسلامية السيبرانية في العراق - فريق 313 هجوم سيبراني ضخم استهدف خوادم منصة Bluesky للمرة الثانية حيث ادى الهجوم لتعطل الموقع الالكتروني والتطبيق وواجهة تسجيل الدخول بشكل كامل. سيستمر الهجوم لمدة 4 ساعات. The Islamic Cyber Resistance in Iraq - 313 Team has executed a massive cyberattack targeting the servers of the Bluesky platform for the second time. The attack has resulted in the complete disruption of the website, the mobile application, and

Bluesky being packeted to fuck again by 313 Team. Sounds like some of that hundred million needs to go into DDoS mitigation.

Status page also stopped loading for me a little while ago. Doesn't seem like things are going great.

Also, it took 3 tries for me to post this. The site is anything but stable.

I just looked at your status page and I can't see the API servers(api.pop1, api.pop2) on it anymore. You know, the things that got DDOSed according to you. Seems like those should probably be on your status page. And of course you make no mention of that.

Congrats, Silicon Valley, you built an infinite Jerry Springer machine and no one wants to use it anymore because it makes them look like Jerry Springer. Me on the inevitable death of "clipping" and, probably, the entire short-form video industry.
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also it's shit pasta sauce

Sure would be cool if budgets were budget related and not just an excuse to take away rights.

New York's proposed 2026-2027 budget includes provisions that will require all 3D printers sold in the state to run print-blocking censorware—software that surveils every print for forbidden designs. This stifles free expression and privacy. New Yorkers, take action at EFF.org/3DPrintNY.

They're going to debank the people they won't give valid IDs to

This shit is starting to remind me of the guy who tried to tell a client that it's normal for a website to go down once a day for backups.

Having daily major network issues isn't purely because of upstream.

No, I don't think the mastodon thing is ai related.

But with how much Bluesky brags about using AI for everything, I would need real evidence that they haven't set things up in some nonsense way because Claude said so.

Being unable to properly setup network infrastructure being used as a gotcha for "see no AI was involved with this fuckup" is hilarious.

Guess what else LLMs can guide you to do wrong; it's not just code!

Infowars, now 110% more gay.

@support.bsky.team what's going on currently? Maybe worth updating the status page?

Also cant change profiles on mobile currently. But sure, everything is 100% functional.

And now I have invalid handle. Joy.

I wish the bsky status page wasn't so worthless. Only updating it when things are hard down is not useful.

Awful lot of invalid handle rn.

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

Graph from NetBlocks showing network connectivity in Iran from 24 February 2026 to 20 April 2026. The y-axis represents normalized connectivity, ranging from 0% to 100%, and the x-axis represents the dates. The green line representing Iran's connectivity is high through the initial time period, with a sharp drop on the morning of 28 February. The continued drop in connectivity aligns with a nation-scale internet blackout imposed by authorities after joint military strikes by the US and Israel. A brief restoration was observed on 18 March. The minimum and current connectivity levels are indicated as 1% and 1%, respectively. The chart has a dark background with a red horizontal arrow labeled 'SHUTDOWN' indicating the disruption period, and the NetBlocks logo in the lower left corner with the Mapping Internet Freedom slogan.

📉 #Iran's internet shutdown has entered its 52nd day after 1224 hours. Metrics show that the general public remain cut off from international networks, while authorities continue efforts to segregate users and provide selective access to favored groups.

Chess is crazy because a stranger from 10,000 miles away will ruin your evening with a checkmate you never even saw coming

39 years ago today, we first met #TheSimpsons! The short “Good Night” (aka “Good Night Simpsons”) first aired on The Tracey Ullman Show on Fox on April 19, 1987. #WorldSimpsonsDay