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Posts by Randy Bateman

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This is why we have been on the
monstersofrockcruise.com since 2017

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Anti-vaxx propaganda from 1898. Nothing's changed.

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Great question. I remember just wanting to pet the snake

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Emperor Palpatine today declared the Empire had achieved "great success" after the explosion of the Death Star, writing on GalaticX that "the Rebels have completely been routed" and that he looked forward to "making great deals" w Mon Mothma, Skywalker and the "Truly Great People" in the outer rim

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🤣

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They’re all great points

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This is absolutely fantastic.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Iran Imposes New ‘Cash, Grass, Or Ass’ Fee For Strait Of Hormuz

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Article scanned by the VGHF about Imagic's downfall despite being known for their high game quality, which noted a primary problem is that there were too many copies of games on shelves

Article scanned by the VGHF about Imagic's downfall despite being known for their high game quality, which noted a primary problem is that there were too many copies of games on shelves

This snippet from Videogaming & Computergaming Illustrated describes the real issue with the 83 crash. Nothing about game quality so much as retail stockrooms being so full that they couldn't really get new stuff, and what they did have had to be discounted or sold back to publishers eventually

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I was a huge Dean supporter and I remember hearing that.
Karl Rove made mincemeat of John Kerry

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Timeline cleanse here is one of our alley cats coming in for a happy hour tuna-rita (1oz tuna water, 3oz water)

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Someone needs to ask

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Both of my teams are losing damn it
The Kraken are losing in the Everglades and the Lightning are losing to the Minnesota Wild

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Land war in Persia?

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I guess there never going to be free gas lol

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There's no bottom with this dude

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Clever. These are popping up all across the USA.

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My 2 cats

My 2 cats

Watching the world go by and keeping us safe

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Nicht mein Zirkus, nicht meine Affen
I had to look for the German words, that’s awesome

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This made my day 🤣

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HBO cash in movie.
I watched it again in 2020, it was worse than i remembered

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The only moral way to judge people is on their actions. Group membership, clothes, religion should all mean nothing.

If you rape, torture, commit genocide or support those who do you're evil and should have all power taken from you.

It's that simple.

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She’s gonna be hitting the wine boxes hard tonight

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When Michael was saying he’d never even heard of Epstein being talked about while he was with Trump, I thought something was seriously wrong

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Dog belly dancing, part 2.

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Cat in our suitcase

Cat in our suitcase

Trying to unpack my wife’s suitcase from the

cruisetotheedge.com

#CruiseToTheEdge

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She’s taking it under consideration

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I was late to the stream, but I appreciate you going into the Miners car story.
I’ve lived out here since 1991, was in 7th grade in 1980 back in Tampa
I’ve visited the mountain a lot

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