Does this mean...

I love you Xuan Zhen! Please don't slash me to death.

Not if you don't take it seriously!

happy april fools to the biggest fool there is

[Hands you a mirror]

🍃 dw about it almost everyone here is away q_q

Pink!

where my broes (bros + hoes) at

😵🤢🍶

Why are you telling me all this? This is so out of pocket.

Not this guy reading mpreg

Oh, do I? Of course! Who doesn't like flowers? What a heartless, cold person that is!

[Deep sigh.]

I miss Ming-xiong...

You know, I don't really have that high of a standard for a lover. If I were a maiden, it doesn't matter if my lover can't do a lot of things, I only want them to treat me right. It would be the same if I were to look for a maiden myself, I would treat her right in return!

WHAT? NO! MY BROTHER WILL THINK ILL OF ME!

My brother is a tiger amongst wolves, he can protect himself and will hold his ground. Lord Thunder Master should not speak so carelessly as to offend Lord Water Master!

Bro I am TWEAKING.

My brother is truly a beauty. He does not even realize that he is so much more of a jade than I! I am starting to wonder what would he look like if he had matured more.

Speaking of, my brother has been gone for quite awhile. I remember he had his recent calamity, don't tell me he's in seclusion once more to prepare for a new one?

You cannot meet him so easily as he's a god. He's also very busy and doesn't talk much with people he's not close with!

He did, he so did. I'm like his biggest fan ever.

Oh, I'm dead. Have you seen what my brother looked like today? He put on dark robes and had his hair loose. Looking all so regal, like he's supposed to be an immortal cultivator protagonist or something.

😭😭😭

[Takes a look and gasps.]

What...😭 what is this 😭 why are you doing this to yourself 😭

Brother, can I take a look at your browser history.

...

Brother, it has been a long time and you finally came out of your room. What have you been doing?

🍃 ill take care of him 😭🙏

Compared to you, yours look so much more like a flower in full bloom at spring~! If I had it my way, I'd often dream of spring with you in it.

[Gives him a little wink at the suggestive connotation of his own words.]

I'm trying to evacuate some of the mortals to the nearest town here, but they won't budge! Saying something about disappointing their ancestors! I get it but there's a horde of dangerous beasts coveting this area! I could just defeat them, but what will heaven say when I mistakenly hurt others?

[Leans closer.]

Hm? A-Lian? Why are you hiding your face? Do you find it hard to look at me! Oh! Are you shy?

🍃 i want to give him all the good things in this world psl