This is legit the funniest fucking thing to wake up to, over 300k people and randos in one fell sweep oh my days

NO FUCKING WAY ME TOO LMAOOOOO

I'VE NEVER EVEN INTERACTED WITH THEM OR GOTTEN A PING TO BE PUT ON ANY ANTI-AI LISTS

TOP 10 CLOWN MOMENTS

please keep in mind i spent 2 hours working on her and developed paternal instincts over her and this is the FIRST THING she hits me with after being born.

a pug dog is looking at the camera in a black background . ALT: a pug dog is looking at the camera in a black background .

HEALTH ticket booked for Novemberrrrrrrrr

Now we just have to wait and see if there'll be an afterparty again because I am so there if there is

And the rest. Dungeon Meshi just added today because I should not be allowed near bookshops

I finally have enough the fill the whole sill.........been wanting to do this for ages but the rest is all stuff that's slightly bigger and thus is on its own shelf

Ignore that I'll have to rearrange it again anyway because I still have a few things waiting for dispatch

So I was looking for something ENTIRELY different in my various image histories across Discord servers and instead came across this gem from one of the previous times I worked retail like a decade ago

ON SALE FRIDAY

I was ofc skeptical at the announcement of a Bloodborne movie because we've been burned with fake announcements before, however

Real? Animated?? Produced by Jacksepticeye AND with Miyazaki on consult??? I suppose we can be cautiously optimistic

𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘 𝕾𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖒𝖕 𝕾𝖙𝖔𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖔𝖕𝖔𝖉𝖆 ✦

Taking my turn at that about me video games edition thing

If you take away anything from this it's a) play Watch_Dogs 2, and b) DS1 fucking sucks I am its biggest hater

𝕱𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘𝖙𝖆𝖗 𝕭𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖙 ✦

The importance of a proper balanced breakfast

Today in DnD we discovered that my PC may be shit with her rolls but her spiritual weapon (in the token form of a bowl of oatmeal) is actually kinda cracked

a woman on a throne with sukuna behind her

a woman on a throne with sukuna behind her

Sukuna and Asiri. I like to imagine them as actors and this is just a photoshoot for the press tour of "Shadows Like Mine."

This is exactly the kind of pressure on my lower spine I've been craving, how long have I been missing out

Ohhhh my godddd why did no one tell me you can actually use the second of a two pillow set directly under your back while you're sleeping this is amazing

The guy next to me at self checkout was like "is that discounted???" so of course I was like "hell yeah brother" and pointed him in the right direction

The only real good thing Christianity has ever done is the after Easter discounts

And this doesn't even count the larger remaining eggs that'll've reduced in price further by my next shift >:)

I am the number one Midir hater, if there are no more Midir haters in the world then it means I am dead

Elden Ring players have the actual gall to complain about PLACIDUSAX of all dragons when fucking Midir exists

If I can't solo Midir and prove I'm a true pro gamer then my shitass ex-wife won't let me see the kids ever again

The shitass lizard does not deserve the time, effort and knowledge that Elden Ring has finally granted me in how miracles and buffs are useful actually (who'da thunk)

Fume Knight Ultra Greatsword go bonk

Logistically, I know I'll have better chances of beating Midir if I just straight up make a new save that's better balanced and has more access to certain skills because this one is scuffed and fucked and out of respecs

But at the same time I feel like there is no other option but unga bunga

I still haven't beaten him once. The last time I did attempts, my dogs weren't even born yet. This is the one Fromsoft boss that is forever going to be my "I did it once I'm never doing it again"

I'm gonna need everyone to send me their spirit energy like this is fucking Dragon Ball because for the first time in literal YEARS I'm returning to a hell of my own making

Darkeater Midir my fucking beloathed

Woagh........get a load of this.......his tiny teef.........

One neat little trick that builders don't want you to know about!

and the people who in charge who stuck around are so mad about it they stomp their feet and shout “WAFFLES” at the lightest encouragement to treat other humans with respect

bluesky is a deeply funny place to post

I don't know anything
But I feel things
(Repost)