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gotta hit em with tha

not accepting the dr pepper from the dr pepper guy is the new being mean to nardwuar

butterscotch tajin ramen cheesecake cup yum

fascinated by what i can only describe as “facebook marketplace food culture” right now, food combinations you’d never consider crammed into types of contains you could never conceive of

nothing could have prepared me to see mallgoths wearing freshly printed When The Kite String Pops shirts in the big ‘26

new orleans sludge from 20+ years ago getting big with gen z is truly wild and twisted

i’m pretty sure the song that hardcore band plays in whatever episode of severance that is is the worst piece of diegetic music that exists in television it has to be

wonder if that old lady was really andy milonakis’s grandma lol. i am the coupon! good stuff

gonna rock so hard when the AI addicts get dementia at 38 shame the rest of us will already have died off by then

girls love shaved fennel

evangelical yugioh “pegasus, you fool, you failed to recognize that you’ve built your house on sinking sand, while on Christ, the solid rock, I stand”

love how i haven’t made it longer than 24 hours in the past 30 years without my brain going “baby bottle pop! BAAABY BOTTLE POP!”

madlib world

we need a truly new dipping sauce

abolish the carceral state and all that but if you drive around with a foot of snow on top of your car you should be sent straight to the deepest pit of hell

to the tune of we are charlie kirk “we are slurping gurt, we know that it’s purp, we’re put in the dirt, we’re put in a shirt”

“unfortunately he’s simply the dem’s best shot” - account based in europe

this made me so upset i put down my phone

why does caffeine free diet coke taste better than regular diet coke

splifs of grover *waynes world guitar noodling*

damn bro have you noticed you’ve like, never received a single “like” on this platform? that’s fucking crazy dawg.

does “priority mail” mean absolutely nothing in today’s society? what are we doin?

that baren path record rips

my stews will be my poos at the toilet of success

low income? i’m up to my eyeballs in the stuff.

hey thanks guys, follow for more see you tomorrow, stay cool 😎

have a bacon egg and cheese with salt pepper ketch this morning america, you deserve it

new trailer looks great, actually, but that cycle stuff still lookin bunk as hell

Honestly can’t think of another recent Big Album where the artist more clearly lays out their values in plain language so consistently kind of an oddly specific critique of Brat imo.

how could anybody hate katseye, makes no sense

ask a punk, old man!