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Posts by Banjo 🪕 🐩

Excellent DDK tic-tac-toe of won’t looking.

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A duck?? Wow. Maybe she will make a nest in a planter by your front door. I’ve seen that happen a couple of times.

I just tried to loudly sass a truck stopped on our road through the glass door. Mom had to close the regular door.

1 hour ago 1 0 1 0

Happy Earth Day!! No planet means no doggies or hoomans!! 🌎🌍🌳🌱🍃🌲

1 hour ago 1 0 0 0

Thank you! I’m still training.

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For sure. I’mma use my arm-legs and visit you through your very narrow doggy door.

2 hours ago 1 0 1 0

I often ask how is it morning already too. Especially on Mondays.

2 hours ago 2 0 0 0

Yes, I’m armed with my ears at all times. But my arms are actually legs. It’s confusing.

2 hours ago 3 0 1 0

Thanks, and you too, American Beagle Outfitters.

2 hours ago 2 0 1 0

Happy birthday to you, Tinkerbell! Looks like it was a fun one!

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Black mini poodle with tan markings on his face and legs is sitting facing to the left of the pic in the grass in front of a small body of water and trees. He is on a leash and wearing a bright red collar. He is leaning a little forward and staring at something out of the pic.

Black mini poodle with tan markings on his face and legs is sitting facing to the left of the pic in the grass in front of a small body of water and trees. He is on a leash and wearing a bright red collar. He is leaning a little forward and staring at something out of the pic.

The same poodle has jumped up and is mid-action shot, crouched a bit, and with ears flying and his tail up. Has he been spinning around? Kind of looks like it.

The same poodle has jumped up and is mid-action shot, crouched a bit, and with ears flying and his tail up. Has he been spinning around? Kind of looks like it.

The same poodle but now facing right with hind legs on land and front legs likely in the water (they are obscured by the grass on the bank). He is looking downwards at the edge of the water and into the grass. In real life he was sniffing something, but in zombie training he is checking his work.

The same poodle but now facing right with hind legs on land and front legs likely in the water (they are obscured by the grass on the bank). He is looking downwards at the edge of the water and into the grass. In real life he was sniffing something, but in zombie training he is checking his work.

Step 1 - stalk target
Step 2 - spin around fast enough for ears to decapitate very, very short zombie
Step 3 - check to make sure zombie is dead vs. living dead

Training complete.

#dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles #ZSHQ

2 hours ago 22 1 4 0
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I’m so sorry for this loss to your family. She was fortunate to find a loving home she could be in charge of and for such a long time too. 🌈💗

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Happy birthday, Tinkerbell!

12 hours ago 0 0 0 0

OMD, I hope she doesn’t think they are terrible!!! 🤞🏽☘️

13 hours ago 0 0 1 0

He suggests a wider doggy door, please.

13 hours ago 4 0 1 0

😄 my mom is a nerd.

14 hours ago 2 0 1 0

Good thing you are keeping one paw on them to make sure nobody gets your treats while you are resting. Tommy has an “adventure paw,” but you have a security paw.

17 hours ago 6 0 1 0

Wow, Zoe, you are so full of pep, while Zip enjoys a peaceful sniffari.

21 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Excellent Doxy-ToTs!

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Hi Shakes! You do look happy.

21 hours ago 1 0 1 0

Haha, that’s so cute. Banjo slept through a lot but must’ve caught some sandworm parts. Happy Tuesday!

22 hours ago 2 0 0 0

Mom said we had to go in case i sent a peemail. I told her i’m not a cat who is crazy for sand but she didn’t listen.

23 hours ago 0 0 0 0

Lookit your adorable face!!

1 day ago 2 0 1 0

I could ride that!!!

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Practically! A toy desert! Worst toy desert ever, though. Nothing to bring home.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Mom read some books and saw the 80s miniseries and the recent movies. I sniffed all the hooman toys but they were not ball shaped.

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

It’s so far over. Do you really kick it, or do slam into it like a linebacker and then taunt it and then wait for your penalty from momb?

1 day ago 2 0 1 0

Happy Polly Polenta Mom in Her Element Week!

1 day ago 1 0 1 0
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Have a spicy day, beagle pals!

1 day ago 1 0 0 0
Black and tan mini poodle is standing in an area surrounded by sand. The top of a large rock in the foreground, and sandbox toys are scattered behind him, like plastic shovels and trucks. He is on leash and facing towards the left of the pic, but he is looking at the camera.

Black and tan mini poodle is standing in an area surrounded by sand. The top of a large rock in the foreground, and sandbox toys are scattered behind him, like plastic shovels and trucks. He is on leash and facing towards the left of the pic, but he is looking at the camera.

Banjo: a ruckus dude dessert platter
Me: Wait, what?
Banjo: a racket doom debit packet
Me: Are you trying to say Arrakis-Dune-Desert planet?
Banjo: can i ride a sandworm?
Me: This might be too niche for Bluesky, bud.

#Dune #dogs #dogsofbluesky #poodles #UrbanPoodleCollective

1 day ago 37 1 7 0

Thanks, Wally. Sleeping dogs are all sleeping beauties, aren’t they?

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