wow theyve invented the worlds most punchable face

you’re still like ten feet away from me. i’m just watching you tire yourself out

maybe itll happen today

sending my children to play outside so i can play video games in peace

why do they keep calling it the straight of hormuz. looks pretty crooked to me

my favorite thing about having kids is how much they can teach you. like today i learned it was a mistake to wake up

somebody cast me as a weird little guy

my posts all seem bad because i only delete the good ones

i don’t have thousands of followers only because the site is always down when i post my bangers

baby john’s mom is so fucking hot bro

stunning

you look like you raise chinchillas

gooning to my lovely wife

once on a flight right as we took off the guy next to me pulled two hardboiled eggs out of his pocket and ate them

how do you guys find the time to learn how to talk like these weirdos enough to mock them with it

Fentanyl is Slenderman for cops

my favorite part of this painting is how the joyous tears of the virgin minion are filling up their goggle

these guys are always stealin my shit

what

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

does alan tudyk need an intern

i want to be the voice of some kind of weird little alien guy in a movie or whatever

it’s a bad painting of the moon 12x12 acrylic on canvas

it’s another bad painting of the moon 12x12 acrylic on canvas

it’s yet another bad painting of the moon 12x12 acrylic on canvas

i made some paintings of, the moon

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

it doesn't matter that they're liars and bluffers, it doesn't matter that they're pussies, it doesn't matter that they (probably) won't do what they're threatening to do. its enough that they are saying it. its enough that it's possible. this is not acceptable to any living creature on the planet

which one

genuinely think people outside of America don't realize how big this place is, how militarized and murderous our police are, how little our politicians care, how disconnected and impoverished we have been intentionally made to be, how we still have slavery just with extra steps. we really suck gang

so were just gonna let this happen i guess?

what happens behind the moon stays behind the moon

semen crater