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yeah. the whole case of grant vs lee and the reconstruction and progressive amendments fundamentally changed the Constitution

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You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

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Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. 
First frame: 
Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" 
Right side of  frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." 
Second frame: 
The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak.
The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

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id also argue the fourteenth amendment fundamentally changes the meaning of every word written before it

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yes, because all of the gridlock has just cause power to divert to the presidency and the supreme court, because they do not operate with a quadrillion veto points

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you could write an amendment that would turn the senate into a house of lords, though

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Justice Dept. Charges Prominent Civil Rights Group With Financial Crimes

In an effort to intimidate civil rights organizations and advocates, the Trump regime has targeted SPLC in its latest attempts to criminalize civil rights movements.

This regimes attempts to silence us will fail. An attack on one of us is an attack on all of us.

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/u...

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when comparing with other countries, virtually no other country is loaded to the brim with veto points like the us. bipartisanship kind of enabled some navigating of this.

but americans cant get past "the us Constitution is stupid"

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let the transsexuals make fun of alex jones

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A picture of a smiling frog over a rainbow trans flag with a caption that says "4/20 is now officially Gay Frogs Day."

A picture of a smiling frog over a rainbow trans flag with a caption that says "4/20 is now officially Gay Frogs Day."

In case you hadn't seen this. Just to add some sizzle to the fun.

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have you ever met a gay ANYTHING that is not lickable?

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we didn't even adopt "mask and mostly stay home when you have a cold" as a social norm!

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i also very much think that once the delta wave was widespread in india, it wad going to be endemic everywhere, and we should have moved onto a protocol for that, but instead it became "quarantine forever" versus "do absolutely nothing at all"

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Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

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gay frogs today, gay frogs forevery. may the freaking frogs stay such. ✊

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i always saw spider man as fighting thr consequences of your own actions.

not just the uncle ben and gwen stacy stuff, but also the way that you help doc ock research the arms in the game, how spider man attracts kraven, endangering people, etc.

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there is a local-to-me trans person that actually actively uses bylaws and Roberts rules and shit to silence critica and purge people from a trans activism org, amd i have no fucking words for how gross it makes me feel

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The christofascists over in the US will say some shit like "real god-fearing christians hate functioning infrastructure" and then the pope will go "actually with infrastructure you can go get catholic guilt in church more easily" and a bunch of people will go "wow. the pope is so good" like no.

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ME, WITH A TIME MACHINE: it's called a Sony PlayStation. and this game is Final Fantasy VII. it's about ecoterrorism and dissociation and it is going to revolutionize storytelling in videogames forever

KURT COBAIN: but is it feminist though

ME: you dress the dude up as a girl

KURT COBAIN: radical

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and like. inhate "the 501(c)3 structure FORCES IT" as an excuse. great. i get it, you need to make the paper monsters happy in order to run an org.

you don't have to use the title in public, yanno

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thats so intensely gross

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Further, anytime I learn one our orgs is giving queers titles like CEO or Chair, I feel in my bones how much we have lost. Utter madness

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if Tim Curry had only blessed us with this speech it would have been enough, but he has given us so much more

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Hampshire County woman gets 6 months for assaulting deputies with bees to thwart eviction After a five-day trial in Springfield District Court and three hours of jury deliberations, Woods was found guilty of six misdemeanor charges in connection with siccing hundreds of bees on officials d...

A judge sentenced the bee lady to six months in jail. She's been held without bail since November, so she'll probably spend about another month in jail to serve out her sentence.

Noteworthy that while the jurors convicted her, they rejected the more serious felony charges the prosecutor wanted.

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im very overdue for a haircut, maybe its time to dye it purple

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i also just think of all of those "bob dylan fans" that heard Like a rolling stone for the first time and just ran to the ends of the world whining about how much they hated it, like total weirdos

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people have both been writing their own fan fiction and whining about creative decisions they dislike to whoever will listen since at least the first star trek convention, i feel like

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Look at my opposition party, Dawg!
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Jay 
Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

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Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Entire page is blank because it won’t load

I couldn’t come up with a funnier joke than this

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