Hello, I'm the Traffic Critic. I use my turn signal so that you don't have to.

PLEASE stay for the credits for the new Naked Gun.

I could have seen the new Fantastic 4 tonight but I had priorities (watching Bambi: The Reckoning).

It's crazy that Rift Apart is still one of the best looking games of this generation.

I built a life size version of Kerplunk for a kid's summer program I work at.

Mel Brooks starring in a movie at 98 years old is wild work. I respect the dedication!

After Past Lives and now Materialists, I think I might be obsessed with Celine Song's writing style.

I think the reason why Lilo & Stitch resonates with so many in the LGBTQ+ community is because it centers on a found family. This is something that a lot of people in this community deal with when rejected by other people after coming out.

If you really think about it, Madame Web is a Final Destination movie.

Just watched Mariah Carey's Glitter (2001)

Every time I see a Cybertruck I'm always struck by how WRONG they look at that size, like they were photoshopped into reality not to scale

I was not expecting to nearly tear up at a Marvel movie today.

The cruelty is the point for them. It's taking actual financial losses for people to wake up.

Are you tired of winning yet? 🙄

I don't think enough people are bringing up how many times Trump said "stocks are up, groceries are down, inflation is down" and Biden in that ABC News interview. You could make a drinking game out of it.

I think I just won today.

The ice bucket challenge is making a comeback? What year is this?

Getting together for holiday dinners reminds me just how casually racist my family is 🙄

The real freaks are out here watching The Ugly Stepsister on opening weekend.

The moment I realized that, I was like "wait. This is so clever."

"Say Drake. I hear you like 'em young."

A Working Man is a lot more fun to watch if you just imagine Jason Statham beating up multiple Andrew Tates.

I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually do agree with RFK Jr. on something. Pharmaceutical ads on TV should be a thing of the past.

There is a deep moral rot within the Democratic Party that prioritizes ultra-wealthy donors over working class Americans.

It’s not just Schumer and it’s not just those who voted for the budget.

It was never just Manchin & Sinema holding up progress.

A new direction is needed.

The Day The Earth Blew Up is absolutely worth the hype and trip to the theaters!! You can practically feel every ounce of passion and hard work poured in this movie!! I’m genuinely blown away, definitely gonna check this out again tomorrow!! Don’t sleep on this movie y’all!!

How The Day the Earth Blew Up isn't being advertised as an event film is baffling to me. It shows everything that's wrong with recent live action remakes of 2D films. Some gags and exaggerated character designs work differently in 2D animation than they do with real world physics and proportions.

We knew this was coming but it's still really lame that Sony wouldn't commission a collection of the old God of War games for PS5.

Is anyone else still surprised that Batman: Arkham Origins never got a remaster?