Idk I’ve curated my feed pretty perfectly over there. This one just pisses me off.

It just blows my mind that being private isn’t an option here. Isn’t that a basic functionality of a social media platform?

Yeah it’s boring and also I can’t go private and I hate it. Randos and people irl keep finding me/interacting with my shit

Ugh same but I think I’m going to limit posting as much as possible til they allow private accounts. People irl have already started finding me 😭

I have a confession: I don’t like it here

Same same. I might post one occasionally but if it starts getting traction I’m taking it down immediately lol

It really is. I just saw your tweet about deleting selfies, I did the same thing. My posts and pictures spread to people idk like wildfire it feels like and I hate it. Leave me alone and let me yell into the void!!!

THISSSSSS

Moon lore: when (football coach) wife and I were dating she made a picture of my cat Luna into a play call, so Luna’s face was held up every game 🥹🥹🥹

I’m currently watching high school football in 40° rainy weather and this heated stadium seat is one of the best things to ever happen to me

Lmao yap gap

I’m okay with that if I get to pet it!

How nice that I don’t know how to play guitar so I don’t feel the need to spend $400 on one for this drop 😹

JUST LET ME PET THE WILD FUZZY CREATURES

My wife is so mean to me 😭😹😹

Y’all it’s not that I don’t have interests it’s that my brain doesn’t hold information 😭

The wind is so bad right now that it’s causing the hydrangea tree in our front yard to set off our ring camera over and over and over

Can’t wait for Spotify wrapped day on here!!!!!

My likes keep disappearing, like the heart goes back to empty

Oh that’s awesome! I really enjoyed the few nhl games I’ve been to so I think I could probably get into watching it, especially if it’s women!

Also I’m kind of excited to start watching women’s hockey

Wife created a shared calendar for all the (women’s, except football) sports games she wants us to watch and I couldn’t remember which teams are what sport so I went in and added an emoji to every entry (🏒, 🏀, or 🏈) and now my recent emojis are all fucked up 😭

I’m not a messy car packrat like I used to be anymore, but remember that time ex husband and I drove 4 hours to the middle of nowhere for a wedding and he forgot his pants and for some reason I happened to have some of his dress pants in my trunk?

Update: Taylor Swift is taking ALL my money this week 😭 but I got the case before it sold out, the jacket, and the ornament 😹 I couldn’t help myself. Happy birthday/merry Christmas to me!

I need the vinyl case more than I need air. The work jacket is fucking adorable but I JUST bought the cowboy like me one (which I wouldn’t have done if I knew this one was coming)

I totally could if it were a conversation, but not like giving a 40 min talk about anything haha

TikTok: what could you talk about for 40 min without any preparation?

Wife: so many things!!!!

Me: literally nothing at all. Not a single thing.

If anybody is still on Twitter, make sure that you turn off access to your photos

Yay! You’re welcome!