Thai food honestly rivals Mexican for best food of all time

Alex winces, clutches her chest and says "damn, my tits hurt, but that means the hormones are doing their thing..." Later that nights while she is sleeping. A muscular 2-foot tall angry looking boxer with a beard and mohawk flips open the door to her bedroom. He climbs on top of her and punches her in the tit with his tiny fist eliciting a BIFF sound.

She even yelled fuck you at the guy as if she didn't make the dumbest choice I'd seen all week

Listen if you ride a lime scooter full speed right in front of a car actively turning onto a road you are kinda putting your life in fates hands

Being a trans girl means taking your trans girlfriend for bloodwork at 7 in the morning

Organizing a party to celebrate my gfs upcoming bottom surgery, calling it the vaginaing

Being alive at this point in time is wild. On one hand I'm actively fearing for my future and safety, but then on the other hand we have brain rot which makes the dopamine go brr

Silly arguments, mind you. Currently in one stating our cat totaled my car on his way to see our friends and what we should do about it

Normalize getting into arguments with your SO about fictional situations

The Pharoahs curse

When meeting new friends I should really let them finish giving me lore before I make assumptions

Yeah uh can Kassie never go to work again and be paid to stay home and cuddle me thanks

Its just my opinion, and like I said, I might be totally misunderstanding. I'm incredibly proud of my accomplishments in my field and the accommodations I've received. History is a field that thrives on discourse, and we strive to always keep learning. Disagreements are never the end of the world :)

Yes! Because I think while they have similarities they aren't the same thing. If they were, I'd be dead for being gay and trans, for instance. I'm also a communist, that would get me thrown into a camp. I think the US is a shitty place with shitty laws and government, but its not Nazi Germany

What are the facts? Maybe I am the brain dead one or just misread it. As I understand it he is stating his opinion that fascism is based on American Government. The Nazis certainly took notes, Eugenics and the Indian Wars being a notable example, but I don't think they are one and the same

We love accidentally cutting the fuck out of your hand while trying to make a cute dinner for your gf

It's easy to say America or Trump bad, which is all fine and valid. But saying "um ackchually the nazis followed America's lead" is a brain dead take. The US is terribly flawed and enabled fascism sure, but I don't think its the model Hitler was aspiring for or anything.

I'm actually an American and not German. I am a German Historian, however! I am even actively working on publishing a paper about the holocaust. I feel like this post is functionally virtue posturing and doesn't really understand that the US and fascism are different animals

Just finished s2e4 of Severance. Yeah um what the fuck?

Absolutely brain dead take

A picture of a scene from season 2 of Severance, featuring a hill covered in goats contained in a room. There is also a vending machine, and a desk with three people around it as if this were an office.

If you are debating watching severance maybe this image from the new season will motivate you

I can't make latte art to save my life, so whatever my coffee looks like is totally random. My girlfriend, who is a witch, has made a habit of jokingly 'reading' them like they are tea leaves and gives me my fortune. It's so much fun and I highly recommend doing the same thing

Honestly fuck you Kendrick I JUST got Not Like Us out of my head

It's a serious drama about working in an office but you have no memory of working. Like that's nice n all but it's also a crazy cult and no one knows what's happening down there ahhhhh it's so good

Why is severance so captivating. On paper this would sound like the most boring show concept ever but holy god they did it

When Kendrick said the revolution about to be televised 🥴

kendrick at the super bowl with japanese onomatopoeia like he’s in an anime battle

Shaking beef sandwich? Um sweaty thats mad cow disease

babe would you still love me if i was annoying