Sometimes we have the life we deserve.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

a woman holding a cupcake with the words good for her above her Alt: Lucille Bluth holding a cupcake saying, “good for her.”

Told my partner this news, and we both, in unison said

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Every Persian person I have ever met has more empathy and generosity in their pinkie nail than a single member of congress has expressed in their entire lives. Fix your hearts or die, man.

If this is not your baseline philosophy, do not ever talk to me again.

You said there were checks and balances, mother fucker.

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

This is correct, your honor.

Chapter heading in my Grandma Glenda’s copy of “Yiddish Cooking:” 4 Soups Zuppen “Troubles with soup are easier to bear than troubles without soup.” “Tsores mit zupp iz gringer tzu fartrogen vi tzores on zupp.”

Holy text. Happy Passover.

One of the most @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social coded things I’ve ever seen.

I hate April Fool’s Day. That said, he does have the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing tomorrow.

@Nemzsi thank you black mold. thats a wonderful idea black mold

what people sound like when they say i asked claude

Your friendly neighborhood jewel box.

Such a delight to see you!

“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross.

It will immediately blow its own dick off” - Sinclair Lewis

A silver Prius has jammed itself by force between a truck and a Jeep, with nary an inch to spare on either side. Its bumper tells a tale.

I cannot get over this “parking job” I saw this week.

Wait — this seems… good? I’m confused. I’m not used to this.

Wayyyyyy up there.

There was ONE ATC in the tower at LGA during last night's crash.

ONE ATC, at LGA!, dealing w ALL air and ground traffic, including a plane filling w a strange smell and no gate to return to.

The Pentagon wants $200B for a vanity war, but our ATC towers are empty.

Budgets are moral documents.

If I were, say, a lobbyist for the airline industry I would be losing every molecule of my shit right now.

New Mexico? It’s giving me hometown feelings.

A large painting at Gutside restaurant in St. Martin. Blue sky, bluer ocean, and large ocean liner and a curvy babe in an orange bikini.

Just a perfect mural in a perfect restaurant on a beautiful day on the friendly island.

None of my business.

Anyone else having, like, A LOT of trouble sleeping?

Me, every time I read another article about AI.

They spent your tax money on killing children. I think it's worth us spending our tax money prosecuting and punishing them all. No one will argue against it. It is a popular stance. Don't be a pussy. Stand up for those girls who were killed in our name.

A white car with a decal across the entire back window that reads: AM INNOCENT

Literally no one:

Some guy on St. Martin:

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.