Literally I gave them all my money last year I’m TAPPED kittens

And what if I told u I was crying rn

Phil in the Hard Launch podcast putting his fingers from one hand in between the fingers of his other hand.

lesbian group sex according to Phil

I just watched this video twice back to back and I already miss them

Nvm that was easy I’m mousyphil now<3

I know this is not the time for anyone gaf about my username/tumblr url but I’m trying to brainstorm new ideas they’ve inspired me to rebrand

THANK U ‼️

I’m so late replying HAIIII I’ve been good but I AM gnawing through the walls of my enclosure at the moment how r u

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boyfriends. podcast. rebrand.

I’m sick too and woke up to this notif I feel like I’m in a simulation

Speaking of mbav I’m rewatching bc it’s October and this show gives me access to unlimited dopamine

Like that’s my best friend

Dan lining up his dips in color order is like that autism baby on Wikipedia stacking cans to me

I wanna be active on here again I miss my bloomfies tumblr feels too serious

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I’m drunk

Me when I’ve been Riverdalemaxxing and i come back and everyone’s gone :(

Where are all the phannies my feed is DEAD

Nice excuse to post Hunter Schafer cleavage twice

How i look finally hitting my mattress at 7:30am after a night on tha town

Insane how i just signed into this app and it looks different. What’s up

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Hi bestieeee

And you turn gayer

Except if your cousin brings your sister back to life and she washes your feet in a biblical manner it erases your serial killer genes

I’m alive

decade of dapc woooo

It should be THEM

My non-phannie followers are gonna be absolutely baffled by this one

Bored. Who up